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mint raisin cookie

When a woman's vajayjay is fresh and wrinkly at the same time.
A: Is it true that Ashley has a mint raisin cookie?
B: Never was there a question with which I knew so much about. In other words, totes brah
by minmin293 January 27, 2014
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Bacon Cookie Sammich

A delicious combination of a Bacon Grid (6 intertwined sliced of bacon, 3x3) and Chocolate Chip Cookies put together on any choice of wheat product such as a Biscuit, toast, Donut, or just plain bread. Commonly used as currency for favor's, Just as a dollar is a promise of gold.
Hey dude, thanks for backing me up back there. I owe you a bacon cookie Sammich.
by Firestar4680 June 9, 2011
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Dirty Hand Cookie

The Dirty Hand Cookie is a sexual act between two or more consenting partners where a designated participant rams his or her clenched fist into a selected participants anus. While the hand is in the anus, the designated participant carefully attempts to grab an amount of feces. Once some feces is obtained, the designated participant will then quickly pull their hand out of their partner's anus, while protecting the integrity of the feces. The partner with his/her hand full of feces then feeds it to their partner, rubbing it in and around their face , creating a Dirty Hand Cookie.
The first time Harry and Sally had sex, Harry presented a constipated Sally with a Dirty Hand Cookie.
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The Land of Milk and Cookies

When you ejaculate into a girl's ass while she spontaneously shits out her crap and all the semen you shot into her.
Travis: Dude I just did The Land of Milk and Cookies with my gf!

Jerry: And how did that turn out

Travis: There was a total of 7lbs worth of shit on the floor, we sold the house
by HumanusAustralis April 29, 2020
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Num-num cookies

Definition 1: Another way to start a conversation and subtly call on someone’s shit when you are being ghosted, ignored or left on read.

Definition 2: Similar to definition 1, but this time tempting them with nudes to get back their attention

When jack jack from The Incredibles 2 disappears in a different dimension, everyone says Num-num cookies to tempt him to come back.
Girl: Hey, it’s been awhile! I had fun last time. You said you’d call when you’re free.

Guy: (left on read)

Girl: Num-num cookies BITCH / Num-num cookies (insert noooods)
by El.Em. February 4, 2019
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cookie jar money

Money made via male prostitution specifically eating a woman's cookie.
Randy: Hey Jim are you still going to the bar with us tonight?

Jim: That's right Randers I just got myself a little cookie jar money.
by Mitties September 26, 2017
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Mexican Wedding Cookies

The act of shitting in a sexual partner's mouth after an orgasm

describing something with a foul taste
Dude, that girl was a freak, after she came she kept asking for mexican wedding cookies

Dude this pasta tastes like mexican wedding cookies!
by Pimp-c- May 3, 2008
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