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Garage floor monster

The invisible monster that lives in your garage, usually under the car, that eats dropped screws, sockets, irreplaceable hardware, valvelocks, etc when dropped on the floor and not located immediately. 10mm sockets in particular are a delicacy.
Damn it, I just dropped my last 10mm socket. I better find it before the garage floor monster gets it.
by anonymous February 25, 2023
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Cookie Monster mug

A mug with the head of Cookie Monster on it it came in a collection with Oscar the grouch Elmo and big bird
by Paper oof July 30, 2022
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jib monster

A jib monster is basically a bag hoe or crank skank but wont perform any sexual acts and is always playing the victim. Who will spin any lie to keep you close so she can steal all your jib.
The jib monsters coming over hide all your drugs.
by 🆙Town June 26, 2018
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Monster Math

Similar to "Monster Mash", Monster Math is the equivalent of doing a lot of math.
Dang bro, Eric just did the Monster Math by solving (8 + 26i + (15 * -1) = 8 + 26i - 15).
by ThumbThumbLover December 21, 2020
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slurp monster

“Slurp monster” is a term used for people who suck your pussy too hard. If someone slurps your pussy like a vacuum cleaner, they are a “slurp monster.” Be a aware of these people, they can suck your organs from your pussy like spaghetti.
AHHH!!! Daddy right there!!! Ahhh your slurping my pussy clean. Ahhh drink my cum. Ahh my organs you’re such a slurp monster AHHHH I can see my liver Ahhh!!!
by Saltyfishsaucesally January 3, 2024
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monster

find fault with or rebuke very badly.
The critics proceeded to monster the director's latest film, highlighting every flaw and expressing their disdain for the storyline.
by Arminkshipper August 17, 2025
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Timepiece Monsters

Someone who buys expensive Timepieces. He has a healthy obsession for expensive Timepieces. Hence the word "Timepiece Monsters"
All-black Audemar, you claim yours is one-of-one, we Timepiece Monsters, every season we be on the hunt.

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by TMarkus November 26, 2022
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