kicking tee retriever

Your job is to run to the center of the football field and grab the kick off tee after the ball is booted to the other end of the field. The only way you can screw this up is if you’re plowed into by the return man or the fifth string linebacker relegated to Special Teams.

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You get to go to every home game, be on the sidelines, and work a grand total of ten minutes per game by simply running in to football field. Thats a kicking tee retriever

by who really cares damn January 7, 2010

kick her to the kerb

The kerb being the edge between a footpath/pavement and the road.

To get your woman out of your life.

If you get cheated on, betrayed by or abandoned by your woman then "kick her to the kerb".
Basically get her out of your life and on her way. Hit the road Jack and don't come back!

by MaxBrit February 6, 2015

flying lizard kick

Skinny bastards who jump up in the air leg extended kicking people in the head or chest. Lizard like legs

He gave him a flying lizard kick to the chest

by 123adam May 14, 2014

Somalian Sizzer Kick

When some daft cunt is pissing you off so you scream the war following war cry “chabba gabba got any water LiLuLiLu” and fly towards the bellend with your right foot in the air and make direct contact with his smug face. Once your opponent has fallen you must rub your balls on his face while using a razor to scar your arm to show another successful Somalian Sizzer Kick.

Listen here cunt I’m about to hit you with a Somalian Sizzer Kick if you ain’t careful.

by IlynchedGerald December 10, 2018

Pumped Up Kicks Syndrome

Dank ass music. Dark ass lyrics.

“Pumped Up Kicks” by Foster The People sounds like an upbeat song, but upon further examination, it is about a school shooting. Any song that has a happy tune, but dark lyrics has Pumped Up Kicks Syndrome.

by SB757 December 23, 2023

just kick them out

You're having a laugh with your mate and suddenly the teacher starts yelling at you to shush and threating that she'll kick us out the class and then all of a sudden you hear a noise... coming from the left hand corner.... "Just kick them out"....

Person 1) "hahahah that is so funny"
Person 2 teacher) Guys stop laughing and distracting people
Person 3) Just kick them out

by Im a victim August 31, 2025

Kicked the sheets

When you are on the verge of falling asleep and you remember an extremely embarrassing moment, causing a physical reaction where you flinch hard enough to "kick the sheets"

Friend: "Why are you still awake man? I thought you went to bed an hour ago."
You: "I almost did, until I kicked the sheets remembering (x).

(kicked/kicking/kick the sheets)

by LukeLinguini January 22, 2024