RED HOT JESUS

when something surprises you

RED HOT JESUS THAT MAN IS HOTTTTT

by awesomesaucetheredhotjesus December 18, 2013

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Jesus Rollerblading Christ

An exclamation to be proclaimed in times of great excitement or shock.

"Jesus Rollerblading Christ those giraffes are getting it on!"

by ThatAtheistGuyWithSwords September 2, 2011

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Supply-Side Jesus

The economic face of Jesus as imagined by (some) Republicans. Usually used as a sarcastic retort when economic interests seem to be placed ahead of social justice.

"Corporate taxes raised to fund child health care."

Supply-side Jesus would be sad.

by Markus5 October 7, 2009

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long haired Jesus

simply, a man with long hair, usually down to the shoulders. Jesus has long hair.

Yesterday a man with a crewcut called me a long haired Jesus.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice November 9, 2008

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kungfu action jesus

Aang from avatar the abridged series who has Jesus power

aang is kungfu action jesus

by sonic869 September 22, 2009

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sweet bastard jesus

Emphatic statement made during intense sex.

As I was screwing her brains out, Melissa Wilhelm of Salt Lake City groaned, "Oh, Sweet Bastard Jesus."

by Chistoso November 16, 2006

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Taking the A-train for Jesus -

1. A term used for unmarried Christians engaging in unprotected anal sex in order to preserve their virginities until marriage.
2. An east coast term similar to saddlebacking.
3. Title of a song by Canadian punk band Heimlich Maneuver.

"I can be as slutty as I want and not go to hell, I'm taking the A-train for Jesus."

by Demon Molawk February 4, 2010

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