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J-Ham

Often underestimated.

A diaper sniper of sorts.

Tag along boyfriend
One who never leaves his girlfriends side
Derek: Hey Joe, you wanna go hang with the guys tonight?

Joe: I can't unless my girl can come.

Derek: Come on quit being a J-Ham
by MillvilleHooligan May 16, 2018
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J face

Short for Jizz face Meaning a person has cum on their face.
by Slim pizza boy March 23, 2010
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hank j wimbleton

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by hank j wimbleton May 18, 2021
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J 'n the B

Jacking off in the bathroom when privacy is at a premium.
Mike stop J 'n the B. Rob Deucey is on deck with men in scoring position.
by Cakes2k8 April 18, 2008
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Debo J- Bonez

When a male has sexual intercourse with a pregnant woman, and while he is having sex with her, her unborn child gives the man a blowjob.
I got a DEBO J-BONEZ while I was doing it with that pregnant female at that bangin' party. The baby swallows.
by Cwaig January 30, 2005
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J D Salinger

J D Salinger Jerome David Salinger is an American Author who has passed into legendary status due to his works, The Catcher In
The Rye, Nine Stories, Franny and Zooey etc.

his work centres around disaffection, rebellion, Zen, philosophy and the fictional Glass family. Young children are often seen to offer salvation to those corrupted by the world.

His legendary status is also confirmed by his withdrawal from the publishing world around forty years ago. He has not published any work since this time and currently lives in Cornish, New Hampshire, in a house reported to be full of floor-to-ceiling cabinets containing unpublished works. Attempts to discover more about Salinger have always ended in failure. He just doesn't want people to know!
Over-enthusiastic literature student: "I'm gonna go meet my hero, J D Salinger!"

Jaded yet horny literature professor: "Shut up I'm trying to take advantage of the trust and respect of my female students to get them into bed."
by Zyggy June 8, 2007
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ll cool j

stands for "ladies love cool james"
A male rapper that has been around for 20 years.
I love the song "control myself" by ll cool j
by khadii February 3, 2008
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