Human Centicootie

When your grandma give you a rimjob through the cotton of your underwear.

Michael’s grandmother tongues his anus through his tidy whities, giving him a human centicootie.

by Michael C. February 12, 2022

Human Sock

A human sock is a person (usually female) who's only redeeming quality is being proficient at sexual intercourse, or is very willing to participate. Can also be used for a Nymphomaniac. Refers to the act of masturbating into a sock to avoid stains on upholstery/textiles.

"What about Sarah, is she DTF?"

"Well yes, but don't ask anything else of her. She's a human sock.

by Bruce Springsteen McCambell August 15, 2011

The Human Rizzapede

its when a human centipede is rizzing up a person

omg The Human Rizzapede just tried to hit on me

by NewPlayer089 July 18, 2024

The Great Revival of Human Momentum

A movement led by those who believe in resuscitating the lost art of giving a crap about the human soul, seeing people as the fuel that ignites real progress. It’s the revival of forgotten energies stored deep within each of us — a return to cultivating compassion, generosity, and raw human connection at a time when most of the world has numbed itself with algorithms, isolation, and instant gratification.

More than empathy, The Great Revival of Human Momentum is an unapologetic rebellion against the soulless hustle of a “dog-eat-dog” culture. It celebrates the badass who dares to fish in the dark, recognizing that what truly drives momentum is sharing knowledge and nurturing people. This is where real innovation is born — not from competition or greed, but from lighting up one soul so they can light up another.

Her leadership style embodies The Great Revival of Human Momentum — making everyone around her feel seen, challenged, and unstoppable in a world that forgot why people matter.

by Grateful Mentee June 21, 2025

Human nature

A response when people say "Why, why?"

Mike: Why, why?
Jenny: Because it's human nature.
Mike: Why, why, does she do me like that?

by OPOIPOIPOIOP{ March 08, 2024

Human nature

A simple response when people ask "Why, why?" This response is usually followed by with "Why, why, does he do me that way?" Commonly found in a song in Michael Jackson's "Thriller" album, although it is seldom used in conversations.

Jenny: Why, why?
Kelly: Because it's human nature.
Jenny: Why, why, does he do me that way?

by OPOIPOIPOIOP{ March 12, 2024

Humanized Water Bed

A person that so fat the because when they move their belly makes a water like sound people label them as Humanized Water Bed

Here comes the humanized water bed.

by AuraKing December 09, 2018