Skyrim horse

A skyrim-horse is a horse found in the game "The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim"

As a consequence of its strange physics, it is verry good at climbing mountians and other elevated terrain.

(latin) "Climbus horseus"

Person1: Wow this mountian is pretty hard to climb.
Person2: Yeah i could realy use a "Skyrim horse"

by Skyrim connoisseur August 7, 2019

Killer horse

a horse that will end the multiverse.
the horses name is most likely "kil"
kil is a hopeless romantic and has had his best friend lost in the multiverse.
a killer horse most likely wants to completely obliterate the multiverse and reality.
he is also extraordinarily hot, and breedable .

person 1: oh my god, is that the killer horse
person 2: i think so, his name is kil
person 1: fuck

by Kil9797 October 16, 2022

horse

its a fucking animal you idot

you have it as a pet horse.

by reeeeeedpaaaandaaaa January 22, 2021

horse crazy

A chick (or dude) who likes to fornicate with horses.

"Man Janette sure is horse crazy!"
"Dan is really into women who are horse crazy"

by TheGreatBambino22 November 14, 2017

Horse

It has 4 legs and breathes

Yo is that a horse?

by Tynum February 2, 2021

Albanian horse musket thrusts

When a guy is thrusting so hard that his penis starts smoking like a musket after being fired

John was slamming ham so hard last night with his Albanian horse musket thrusts

by akalazam June 4, 2025

Not screw a gift horse in the mouth

Don't screw a gift horse in the mouth is akin to the time honored phrase "don't look a gift horse in the mouth" which basically means don't be critical of gifts or people might not want to give you things in future.

This promotion is right up your ally Smith, now lets not screw a gift horse in the mouth!

by bhnicfh August 28, 2011