Half-Life 4

hl3 hasnt even released yet and prolly never will
why the hell do you want half-life 4?

Guy: Half-Life 4 when?
Other guy: dawg... gaben cant count to 3... why do you think he can count to 4?

Half-Life 4 by lil proot February 24, 2025

half can of Ruth

The straightest man alive, won’t even look in a man’s direction, not even his family

Brad is definitely NOT a half can of Ruth, he’s 100% a dwaggerbomb

half can of Ruth by Half can of Ruth February 26, 2025

Half Clock It 

When you clock someone but it is not worth a clock.

She was punching the air. Clock it. No thats a half clock it.

Half Clock It by TeamClockIt March 4, 2025

Half-dusted

Intoxicated, inebriated, stoned, drunk, high,

And gathering serotonin you normally lack, making you giggle more than normal

Carrie was half-dusted and could not stop giggling at a dumb joke
What we know
If big trucks =small d*cks, then small cars = big d*cks
Big shoes = big d*cks

Clowns.

Half-dusted by -Carebear March 14, 2025

Half Lord of the Fishes 

The plastic pool toy one of my friends stole from the public pool. They are the Half Lord of the Fishes, and the public pool fish is their son, The Quarter Lord of the Fishes.
Can also be used to describe someone with the attention span of a dead goldfish.

Person 1: Dude, Spencer was being such a Half Lord of the Fishes in class today.
Person 2: Indeed

Half Lord of the Fishes by Sexy Worm March 15, 2025

Half-Cousin

Half-Cousin

Half-Cousin

Half-Cousin by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 21, 2025

Half `Tooth 

Half `Tooth

Half `Tooth

Half `Tooth by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 23, 2025