Siedlecki Fish

An awkward looking, uncoordinated fish that unintentionally runs into walls and other obstacles. Also used to make fun of a person who is uncoordinated.

Guy: Dude, he runs into the wall all the time, it always makes things really awkward.
Girl: Sounds like he's a Siedlecki Fish.

by TheUrbanTurbanDictionaryist December 8, 2010

Pet the fish

A hand job given or received while skinny dipping in a natural body of water.

My boyfriend asked me to pet the fish when we were skinny dipping in the lake.

by Ivana Scream August 31, 2013

Potato Fishing

To trick someone into looking at a picture of a turd.

"I love potato fishing, it's the cheapest thrill ever!"
"I potato fished my coworker the other day."

by dzzzzzz October 29, 2011

Cow fishing

see also
cattle man
cow pushing

i went cow pushing in cattle man's paddock, then he came after me for cow fishing.

by Sir Megan (The Megan) January 7, 2005

fish style

when a female lies on her back and a male ejaculates from a distance trying to hit her vaginal crevis

dude me and ur girlfriend went fish style last night

by theteddyman December 4, 2009

Rainbow fish

Your rainbow fish is the person who everyone thinks you like but you don't really like. Rainbow fish is for teasing purposes and for confusing people who don't understand what it means. It can become very annoying.

Pheobe: Your rainbow fish is Heston, Izzy!
Izzy: What?! Never. Your rainbow fish is Adam!
Pheobe: Yuck no! Not Adam!
Adam: What am I?
Pheobe and Izzy: Doesn't matter!
Adam: *walks away confused*

by DeviLs brOther April 15, 2021

fish hamper

large, raddled lady garden, that doesn't see soap and water often enough-a truly stinky, filthy, over grown snatch

'oh dear, what can that stench be? I think it's time Virginia rinsed out her fish hamper! I can smell her hairy downstairs halibut from here!'

by gomble March 21, 2010