Ethan Califf

The hottest fucking guys are named Ethan Califf and bonus points if they are a pitcher. Ethan Califf is one of the best looking guys to ever exist.

Friend: “Hey who is that guy over there”
Me: “That’s Ethan Califf, he is a pitcher”

by Slut for Timothee Chalamet May 18, 2022

ethan musgrave

Cheeky little shit with a constant need to put down others to better himself

You’re as selfish as Ethan musgrave
You’re more of a wanker than Ethan musgrave!

by Big nob Johnny January 23, 2020

Ethan

The type of friend that seems straight but is very gay. Do not get into the same bed as a Ethan.

Hi Ethan how are you. Sup n*****

by Dusty handjob August 23, 2021

ethan

that one guy from portugal; everyone knows ethan

guy1: bro who is that?
guy2: bro thats ethan
guy1: whos ethan?
guy2: bro you dont know ethan? come on bro everyone knows ethan hes that one guy from portugal

by qwerty002 December 21, 2021

Ethan

ETHAN IS SUUUUUUUUUUPER SLOW LIKE AHHHH HURRRY UP!!!! XOXOXA he is slower than my dad at fallout 76 and thats SLOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWprops cuz hes sliding all over the place with his buttery chewy toes and pearly white teeth

ethan

by A3KT3K October 19, 2019

Ethan

The biggest faggot alive

Look at Ethan he’s so gay

by Youngod277 November 9, 2018

ashleigh doesn’t love Ethan

The act of of a Girl named Ashleigh with brown hair and green eyes, sometimes blue, who hates A guy named Ethan. Ethan probably had blonde hair and it’s curly. brown eyes and a large love for ashleigh. but for some reason Ashleigh does not like him at all. she despises him very much

Friend 1: i don’t like you

Friend 2: Ashleigh doesn’t love Ethan either

by EthanLovesAshleighBigMuch March 28, 2021