David Syndrome

When u read something completely normal as something else that is completely fucked up

Why did I read math as meth?
You got David Syndrome bro

by NotSusIndividual September 02, 2021

David Miller

He is a music boy that is really smart

You got an award for music!? You must be a David Miller!

by IQ:1 September 13, 2022

Pulling a David

When you are with a freaky girl so you throw her off by doing her missionary style. But afterwards while she is showering you shit in her purse then leave.

1: I tried Pulling a David last night.
2: Did you clasp the purse afterwards?
1: Nah, could not waste the time
2: Then you didn't officially pull a David

by Adm_Twigs October 10, 2020

Pulling a David

When you are caught out of position in a competitive video game and die solo.

Hey guys get the sniper he's pulling a David.

by Victor Blackmarsh May 13, 2024

Pulling a David

When you apply the smallest positive adjective you hear in a conversation to yourself.

S: “Did you hear the latest Dua Lipa song?”
A: “Oh yes, it was so dang beautiful”
D6: “I know I am”

S & A: “sighhh… he do be Pulling a David again”

by kashitakitakeutie July 14, 2024

david bainbridge

BIG DICK

I have a David Bainbridge

by Katy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! April 05, 2016

pull a david

Whenever your friend doesn't let you win in Metal Ball run even though you're specifically supposed to win.

A: He will definitely pull a david.
B: Who?
A: Falcon!!

by yaboiarg November 30, 2020