David Lopez

A man that is so random, he does a lot of tomfoolery and he loves dudes that can do the mosquito

Person 1: did you hear about David Lopez
Person 2: He's right next to us, isn't he?
David Lopez: u better hang up that computer call

by Papi travis the first November 13, 2023

David

David is a fatty and he is matejas bitch

When david talks you just say shut up fatty

by Matejaberic January 25, 2022

David

David is a crazy motherfucker, gay, who loves to fight and gives warning shoots

Oh no David gave me warning shoots!

by tuamadre November 22, 2021

Taking a David

To pass a bowel movement at work. Taking a shit, crap, poop, or dropping beans off at the tortilla bowl.

Man, I got to go take a huge david before I begin work.

I'm on david number 2 already and it's not even noon.

Taking a david is the best way to get paid for pooping at work.

by Bigdullytruck31 March 20, 2024

david belford

the guy that shit himself😌

“did you hear what happened to david belford?”
“yea❤️“

by puzzyslayer1884 July 19, 2020

David Lee Boggess

The most amazing guy in the whole world. He's sweet and the most kind human-being ever placed upon this shit-hole called Earth. He's the brightest star in the whole sky, who will be an amazingly wonderful husband and father.

David Lee Boggess is so David Lee Boggess. :D

by IsisalyO_O September 24, 2011

david

asshole

u see kalis brother david he has anger issues and is an asshole

by neieneja June 24, 2022