The Best Possible Outcome

Rough sex with your daughter... And then Lady Gaga... Obviously...

Hym "That would be the best possible outcome. It's also the best possible come in- Er... You know what I mean. I mean... You hear him? I need to get control of my tongue, guys. Because I can either *InSeRt CaTcHpHrAsE hErE* Beep boop *cough cough* Sorry... Because I can either let my thoughts die or I can die. Whelp... My thoughts can't be created of destroyed and I die either way... So, third option, I'll just take the daughter sex please. And my money. And the credit. And if the daughter sex is good, then, maybe I'll let you come on my podcast so you can reclaim some of your dignity. How does that sound? You know, I didn't think the 'If this is how you act when someone's watching, I'd hate to see you when nobody is around' thing would land that clean. It's funny. That was shocking. But I digress... She's shorter than I thought. I like that. That'll be good for me."

by Hym Iam March 28, 2023

best friend

the most annoying and most loyal person you'll ever meet

Friends: Hi how are you?
Best friends: How's it going failure?

by tjgi67fcygdhkoidthszrfiuytfrds March 30, 2023

Bernice’s Best friend

Adjective
1. Someone who is obese

“Ewwww… look at that person.”
“Omg how did Bernice’s best friend get her?”
“Lol”

by OmegaEagle March 30, 2023

Best-Est

Means better than the best making it a new best.

Sushi cupcake is the best-Est.
You are the best-Est

by Kornstricted April 1, 2023

Fuck your best friend week

From February 12 to February 18, anyone can harrass there best friend with zero consequences.

you: fuck you
best friend: thats mean im blocking you
you: its fuck your best friend week
best friend: fuck

by speedy beany January 14, 2023

best sunshine in the world

No sunshine is greater than Lee Felix. He IS the sun. ACCEPT HIM. 😐😠 NOW 👹👹👹

Wow it feels so warm today, did Felix hug me?

Of course he hugged you, he’s the best sunshine in the world!

by hanjikka January 15, 2023

best friend

it’s someone who won’t leave you for their boyfriend and will make time for you anytime and will do anything in their power to make sure you not left out because best friends help each other in ways just friends could help. a best friend is supposed to be for life. but i not always so make the most of your time with ur best friend before the choose their boyfriends over you!

i love my best friend

by heyyouxoxo1234555677788 January 16, 2023