Anal Swag

When a chick fucks a dude behind her boyfriend back

Are you Anal Swagging me?

by #hashbrown December 13, 2016

Anal Peek

To stretch a woman's ass cheecks and peer into her anus, making sure she has not been having anal sex with other men.

"I'm pretty sure my wife has been assfucking other douchefags so I gave her a quick anal peek."

by Dan & Zach February 7, 2009

Anal Danal

"Anal Danal" is a response when you don't know what else to say to someone, but it simultaneously implies that you would sodmize that person with the ferocity of Rocco Siffredi.

Julie: My day has been so busy!

Brendan: Anal Danal.

by shreksmonstercock May 22, 2016

anal drawering

The act of credit carding (sliding through the rectum crack) yourself on a drawer that is protruding out of desk.

Bobyn is bending down and accidentally starts anal drawering.

by Ryan Guinan January 11, 2009

Anal Clover

An anal clover is the luckiest damn anal hole your penis can ever poke! You'll never get a poop dick from a anal clover! Just jump in that clover field and butt fuck with any slut!

Ex.
Bro1: Yo dude you get that anal clover last night?
Bro 2: Yeah man i got lucky!

Ex.
Girl 1: Girl you're so lucky!
Girl 2: Why is that?
Girl 3: Girl you know why, all the boys want that anal clover you got hiding!

Ex.

Guy 1: Maaaaan my girl got the best anal clover around!!!!!!
Guy 2: Duuuude, I know!!!!
Guy 3: Ohhhh damn he tried out your girls anal clover bro!
Guy 1: Maaaan that's wrong, you need to go find your own anal clover bro!

by micropenis jimmypenis brokedic October 18, 2014

poopy anal

When the person receiving the anal poops so that only about half the poop has left the butthole. This allows for a lubricated butthole without the need for purchasing lubricant. It is a much cheeper way to engage in our nations pastime: anal.

"David gave out poopy anal last night!"
"Did he get poop on his dick?"
"Yea, but it was worth it because he saved money by using natures lubricant."

by Conrad Jamison August 14, 2016

Anal Tornado

A sexual act, during which one member rubs ice cream on and around the butthole of their sexual partner. They then proceed to lick it off and rim their asshole. Through this action the cold front of the ice cream and warm front associated with the probing tongue of the active partner coincide in a destructive tornado of pleasure and lust.

WHEN USED IN CONVERSATION:
Billy: "Did you hear Chris got an ANAL TORNADO last night from that sketchy old dude?"
Raul: "Oo baby, I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."
Michael: "Rolling in the deep"

WHEN USED FORMALLY:
The five day forecast predicts a one hundred percent chance of ANAL TORNADO on Friday night.

by The A-List December 11, 2011