The internet; the global network used to go place to place, site to site and game to game. It's arguably the worst and best thing that has happened to humanity... People are somehow dying, jacking off to and getting rich off of the internet. Just remember, if this is your first time on the internet (if this is the case it's a bit coincidental that you happened to go on this site, and give this exact definition a read), use it carefully, or you may as well get sucked into a rabbit hole you'd arguably regret even knowing the existence of.
The internet is awesome, I can text to my buddies, watch educational videos and get ridiculed by people living 2000 kilometers away from me!
by TheThingDudemagabib September 10, 2024
People who turns caffeine into money. These are humans that doesn't sleep, no social life, and already married their keyboard. You can find an example on your email's spam box.
by professional heckler November 26, 2017
Did you see Hannah’s facebook post? What an internet stain! No one cares about her kid’s 4th grade graduation. That bitch.
by Resolve Internet Stains September 08, 2017
It’s Been 20 Years Since I First Started Using The Internet Regularly
It’s Been 20 Years Since I First Started Using The Internet Regularly
October 28, 2003 - Life really Is short. Jesus…
October 28, 2003 - Life really Is short. Jesus…
by Gothic Miscreant October 28, 2023
A set of collection of one’s internet assets or value gathered in order to assist transfer of online rights.
by s j tubrazy April 21, 2013
The term given to men by militajt feminists on random internet message boards when they disagree with what you say but can't make a concise argument as to why.
"All men have Internet Herpes", writes user AllHailToTheQueen when she can't think of anything more intelligent to say.
by iLoveBroccoll June 09, 2022
You've been spending too much time interneting!
by stop_moition_man November 18, 2020