by samuzaii March 28, 2024
Get the Faggotmug. THE NEW ENGLISH DEFINITION OF FAGGOT
People who must be referred to as faggots:
- Sinister people with a malevolent agenda (villains)
- People who enjoy hurting others (sadists)
- Murderers, rapists, pedophiles (criminals)
- Practically every ‘politician’/‘leader’/‘star’ that sold out
- Evil people in general.
- Faggots are evil. Gay people are not faggots.
People who must be referred to as faggots:
- Sinister people with a malevolent agenda (villains)
- People who enjoy hurting others (sadists)
- Murderers, rapists, pedophiles (criminals)
- Practically every ‘politician’/‘leader’/‘star’ that sold out
- Evil people in general.
- Faggots are evil. Gay people are not faggots.
Dad: Why does my guy keep calling people faggots? Doesn’t he know that word is offensive?
Kid: Actually Dad, he’s not using it to refer to gay people or innocent people in general. Faggot now refers to evil people who take pride and pleasure in making other people suffer by allowing them to drown in poverty and bondage while they float in their yachts and laugh at us while pissing fluoride in our water. They inflicted so much pain and suffering on the human population through human rights abuses and the inversion of all that is holy and wise, that the only way for us as a united people to take back our language, our culture, and our rights is to start with the simplest and most basic things - like the words we use to describe each other and reality - and work on improving them and reversing the inversion (shining a light on the darkness) instead of ignoring them out of fear which will cause more negative emotions as opposed to reversing the vicious cycle of pain and suffering (samsara) and turning it into a virtuous cycle of growth and vitality.
Dad: You’re right son, you’re right… I guess I’m just not hip with the lingo these days… Nam saying?
Kid: Fo sho dad, it’s not like any of us is perfect. We’re all just trying our best in this chaotic mess we call life, each of us trying our best to weave the golden threads of success and virtue in the cosmic tapestry of the universe and the unconditional love of God.
Dad: True dat son… true dat.
Kid: Actually Dad, he’s not using it to refer to gay people or innocent people in general. Faggot now refers to evil people who take pride and pleasure in making other people suffer by allowing them to drown in poverty and bondage while they float in their yachts and laugh at us while pissing fluoride in our water. They inflicted so much pain and suffering on the human population through human rights abuses and the inversion of all that is holy and wise, that the only way for us as a united people to take back our language, our culture, and our rights is to start with the simplest and most basic things - like the words we use to describe each other and reality - and work on improving them and reversing the inversion (shining a light on the darkness) instead of ignoring them out of fear which will cause more negative emotions as opposed to reversing the vicious cycle of pain and suffering (samsara) and turning it into a virtuous cycle of growth and vitality.
Dad: You’re right son, you’re right… I guess I’m just not hip with the lingo these days… Nam saying?
Kid: Fo sho dad, it’s not like any of us is perfect. We’re all just trying our best in this chaotic mess we call life, each of us trying our best to weave the golden threads of success and virtue in the cosmic tapestry of the universe and the unconditional love of God.
Dad: True dat son… true dat.
by [ya boi] RAYYY March 16, 2024
Get the Faggotmug. you
by big black donkey dick June 30, 2023
Get the faggotmug. Faggot.
Somebody who forgot, who wanted to do a bad thing "FOR GOD" to someone because they got judgemental. Someone who wants fool-game- "I", someone wishes to be incarcerated for no good reason because they're allowing people to be racist for pleasure or out of senseless fear.
Faggot: A fat pig with a cigar and a glass of whiskey who likes to watch people suffer that aren't even their direct relations or inlaws. Someone who wants to take away your liberties because they think they're above God.
Faggot: A funny name to call your friends regardless of sexual identity or preference, cuz they know you're just fucking around and wouldn't bash you for being a homeless sexual (traveler?) or in a same-sex relationship with a sober, consenting adult. Used similarly to mother fucker, which does somehow does not denote that you believe that individual would have sex with your mother or their own mother. Funny German twin jokes. It's pretty gay, meaning jovial, or happy, to call your sexually queer friends faggots, because it means they are not sensitive to it, which might help them in the event of real hate speech.
Someone calls someone a faggot and means it, us straight ones will fucking grill that old crusty crab ass whip cracker like grilled cheese on Paris Island (grilled cheese is when your vagina gets all gross because you can't be sanitary because you're always stressin in the field and all you get is a little bit of water and maybe some leaves or baby wipes)
Somebody who forgot, who wanted to do a bad thing "FOR GOD" to someone because they got judgemental. Someone who wants fool-game- "I", someone wishes to be incarcerated for no good reason because they're allowing people to be racist for pleasure or out of senseless fear.
Faggot: A fat pig with a cigar and a glass of whiskey who likes to watch people suffer that aren't even their direct relations or inlaws. Someone who wants to take away your liberties because they think they're above God.
Faggot: A funny name to call your friends regardless of sexual identity or preference, cuz they know you're just fucking around and wouldn't bash you for being a homeless sexual (traveler?) or in a same-sex relationship with a sober, consenting adult. Used similarly to mother fucker, which does somehow does not denote that you believe that individual would have sex with your mother or their own mother. Funny German twin jokes. It's pretty gay, meaning jovial, or happy, to call your sexually queer friends faggots, because it means they are not sensitive to it, which might help them in the event of real hate speech.
Someone calls someone a faggot and means it, us straight ones will fucking grill that old crusty crab ass whip cracker like grilled cheese on Paris Island (grilled cheese is when your vagina gets all gross because you can't be sanitary because you're always stressin in the field and all you get is a little bit of water and maybe some leaves or baby wipes)
"'YOU WANT TO FUCK ON ME!?!?!? No, Jesus Christ, put some clothes on! Nobody wants to fuck on you!' OOOOH, I SEE, YOU WANT TO FOR-GOD ME!?!?! To FORGET ME!? TO FORGO ME!?!' NO! No way! Nobody wants to for god you! We have no idea how you got locked in there! We don't even remember!' OH, YOU WANT TO SYD BARRETT MY ASS!?!? WANT TO TURN ME INTO A DEATH STAR!?! 'Oh, shit, guys, he means business, we better do what he wants and stop calling him queer'"
"'Sup, you furry dyke cunt fairy mother fucking faggot!' 'Oh, not much man, just talking to my boyfriend about how I'm going to blah blah blah festival blah blah blah' 'Oh, that's blah, so, wanna like, go on a hike and smoke some weed and talk about plants and like, then play some games online, cuz we both like that, and then maybe, like, maybe go hang out with my wife and I later down the week?' 'Sure, dude, most of my life is spent researching or designing stuff, and being a faggot, I'd love to get out more, there are no good gays in my lame ass bigoted town to chose from because we all gets chased away by dirty looks from our old neighbors so I'm always online talking to men on forums about gay buttsex, it sure is nice to be accepted for who I am, I love it when you call me a faggot'"
"'Sup, you furry dyke cunt fairy mother fucking faggot!' 'Oh, not much man, just talking to my boyfriend about how I'm going to blah blah blah festival blah blah blah' 'Oh, that's blah, so, wanna like, go on a hike and smoke some weed and talk about plants and like, then play some games online, cuz we both like that, and then maybe, like, maybe go hang out with my wife and I later down the week?' 'Sure, dude, most of my life is spent researching or designing stuff, and being a faggot, I'd love to get out more, there are no good gays in my lame ass bigoted town to chose from because we all gets chased away by dirty looks from our old neighbors so I'm always online talking to men on forums about gay buttsex, it sure is nice to be accepted for who I am, I love it when you call me a faggot'"
by Devin Grey Linn March 19, 2020
Get the Faggotmug. Faggotism is the mix of faggot and autism. Mainly should be used for people who is apart of the lgbtq+ community and has autism and don't mind a lil joke
by Panzia January 7, 2024
Get the Faggotismmug. by gojoswife January 19, 2024
Get the faggotmug. “faggot” everyone may be unaware that in old Irish slang “faggot” means a bundle of sticks, and hence a lazy person
Americans change the meaning of words and then we’re all supposed to stop using them because they decide it’s offensive Ireland has had this meaning long before the Americans find a new word for your sick discrimination
Americans change the meaning of words and then we’re all supposed to stop using them because they decide it’s offensive Ireland has had this meaning long before the Americans find a new word for your sick discrimination
by Noneyagodanmbuisness November 30, 2021
Get the Faggotmug.