dad

a drunk fuck that left me

my dad is a drunk fuck

by v.sn, July 13, 2020

Dad

The first real man in your life.
Strong, caring, motivating, selfless, one-of-a-kind.
He loves you, comforts you, supports you and helps you, no matter what.
Also known as son's first hero and daughter's first love.

Person: Who's your favourite hero?
Me: Definitely my dad. He's so great.. supportive, loving, kind.

by xlovexchaosx March 20, 2021

raisin dad

Someone who eats raisin bran religiously and is also a crack dad

Amber: look at Ayden over there he is such a Raisin Dad

by Rachel Schindel May 27, 2019

ur dad

your dad

ur dad is rich.

by qwertylovr December 28, 2022

Dad

Let me guess he's gone for the milk

Dad's back with the milk

by Nothig here lol October 6, 2021

I’m going to be a dad?

Something a buzz light year looking potato says.

“I’m going to be a dad?”

(Spoiler alert: it’s a woman saying that.)

by Buzzthepotato May 15, 2025

Jacks Dad

When you slip in the shower and your dad walks in but instead of helping you he Teabags you instead.

My mate took a tumble in the shower and hid dad pulled off a classic Jacks Dad

by SICKTRIX. February 16, 2021