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O.B.P. Turd

Noun

Definition: A *MASSIVE* turd of high density, weight, and size. It resembles an Orbital Ballistic Projectile, which is a GIANT rod of metal (often Tungsten) launched from a satellite orbiting the planet. Due to the extraordinary amount of kinetic energy that builds up as it falls to earth, when they impact, these OBPs can have the same power as a nuclear weapon minus the fallout. This type of poop may need a super plunger or a toilet snake if they become lodged within the pipes. They usually also hurt like hell. It may take hours for the stench of an OBP Turd to clear from a bathroom.
Steve: "Dude, you alright in there?"

Josh: "I don't know dude, I just unleashed an O.B.P. Turd in your toilet."

Steve: "Is it broken?"

Josh: "No, it's still in one piece."

Steve: "I meant my toilet..."
by the forbidden fro November 9, 2011
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horse turd

Zac is such a horse turd.
by Alexus Martinez October 20, 2017
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Turd Furgeson

When a male or female lines up thier asshole with a vagina and shits into the vagina creating intercourse using the turd.
similar to the position called the "pile driver" but with the actions stated above called "turd furgeson"
by Mike Wilkinson August 15, 2007
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turd nerd

1. A homosexual who seeks out or particularly enjoys the company of male heterosexuals.
2. A homosexual who is a very close and personal friend of male heterosexuals in a strictly platonic friendship.
Your friend is a total turd nerd! He only hangs around straight dudes all the time.
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Turd Splitter

An effort to describe someone's ass.

Just think about it and you will get the drift....
Man look at the size of that chic's turd splitter!
by December Jade December 26, 2007
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Trident

When three guys be sittin next to each other and the 2 on the outsides be gettin handjobs and the guy in the middle is gettin brain.
damn, this bitch is drunk as hell we should takeher round back and give her the TRIDENT son!!!
by M-dizzie June 27, 2007
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Pineapple Turd

When someone bites their fingernails, then they take a crap and the chewed up fingernails are sticking downwards out of a turd, like the spikes on a pineapple.
sharp turd, like a pineapple turd.
by JENN UHH FER January 19, 2009
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