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Tom

The guy on the couch that rolls killer joints, all day, and makes women moist!
Tell tom to get off the couch and roll that fucking joint..
by pseudomane May 25, 2019
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Uncle Tom Nigger Snitch

A House Slave or Anyone Else who Snitches to their Massa (Master) whenever they think someone might betray their Massa.
The Parasitic Fertility Cult is Full of Uncle Tom Nigger Snitches.
by Nobody 🖤 December 15, 2024
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Tom

She likes your mom
Her penis is like this big | |
Omg, Tom just passed by, look at her GIGANTIC penis!
by bestdickinthegalaxy November 23, 2021
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Tom Fay

TOM FAY

an absolute gem of a boy; the definition of class and superiority; a first-class cunt; a big boy with a tiny penis; someone who will love you affectionately for the rest of your life; a Birmingham supporter; a true wanker; a lanky five-faced snob; has size 14 shoes; an enthusiast for the outdated TV show 'The Wire'; a complete idiot.
Oi ya bastard, don't be a Tom Fay
A man who eats his own shit? He must be a Tom Fay!
by Spinonmydic*likeabeybladeuh November 12, 2018
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Tom Sawyer

1. a censored store shelf novel called masterpiece by publisher's societies of america, there with arthur p. jacobs and readers digest among, with united artists a name, which features that a region post crucible in which abusers, rapists and churchist pedophiles reigned and no justice existed even for children in literature well known to be killers of monsters, despite the existence of the Evers in literature prior dateing.
2. the name for the unverified myth of the actor who played Huck in the child abuse prevalent, heroeless version by Mark Twain? of the film Tom Sawyer aforementioned synapsis 1. Who was credited by publishers soceities to be called Jeff East who apparently appeared in the next show Huckeberry Finn as a different actor, said to look exactly as Anton Yelchin a modern actor, while the prior Tom Sawyer was said to appear to be the son of modern young American Actor Elijah Wood.
3. In novels and books passed about by hand, this was not a motherless child but one such kid called a 'baby' who spent years or months became a toddler, after being rescued from churchain grabbers and taken down the missisippi by Huckleberry Finn a family friend.

4. In literature said to be the father of Tristan Ever, ie Tuck Everlasting's dad with Becky the baby's mom, Tom Sawyer's cousin of their secret sometimes, family ties.
Ain't never was there a kid about a robber story we had, any how? Well more about you could know Tom Sawyer weren't treated like Will Hunting for being an abused child, but that rang a fake tale wonder if'n hatch was a real one, and ain't an age Huck didn't kill you All for thinking you had slaves?
by Setsuko Kaguya December 24, 2018
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Tom F’ckin Brady

A replacement for the phrase Too F’ckin Bad
Need help with that, well Tom F’ckin Brady!
by escyr August 19, 2024
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Basic Tom

A basic Tom is your old Twink. He goes to every event at the club and drinks vodka clubs. He uses basic ass sayings like “oh one drink won’t hurtcha” and “ Don’t worry about me honey I’ll take care of myself“. He talks similarly to Donald Trump with sayings like “ Everyone’s out“ or “Everyone will be there“ and “are we hanging out”. His life is actually in shambles and he doesn’t understand the gay community.
Old gay twink passes out in the middle of the street at pride. Don’t be a basic Tom!
by Firecrothcarrie February 1, 2021
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