Internet

What you're on right now

You're on the Internet.

by LinkUFurred May 02, 2020

internet

A place for you to lie about the amount of sexual knowledge/experience you have. See also: urbandictionary.

My sexy colleague did not date with me. So I will connect to internet and post random sexy pics about my imaginary, symbolic sexual life.

by Federico Ortoverrundo December 26, 2022

Internet

The world's largest repository of pornographic content.

Check out this sweet porn I found on the Internet!

by Longer September 10, 2018

Internet

via the internet to update

to update stuff you need an internet router

by caseylovesnicfortnite December 09, 2018

Internet

The place where people's logic are gone and shows the darkest of humanity. A place where there is always traits of hatred

1:Damn did he gone retarded?
2:That's the internet for ya

by AccioMinirice June 19, 2022

Internet

What are you, an idiot? "Hmmm... yes, the floor here is made out of floor..."

Some smartass: 'I went on the internet to look up the word "Internet" on the Urban Dictionary'

Some other smartass: 'Dude thats so cool! Next time try to look up the word "dictionary" in a dictionary'

by Darth_Lebowski April 19, 2021

Internet

The opposite of Ethernet. Any thing that goes on this that is popular has a fan made porn version. It also bans YouTubers when they don’t make family friendly videos but it is only for 13+

Little Johnny went on the Internet and searched up Porn No joke

by Internet’s buddy Ethernet December 21, 2017