Moon Gooning

Similar to gooning;

Requires the blessing from Eagle Eye of the Navajo tribe.

Often completed in groups.

Peyote is optional.
Moon Gooning requires the full moon.

Moon Gooning begins by blowing the head off of a wild buffalo. Next, one, usually the experienced moon-gooner, must begin gooning. This step is followed by the group continuing to goon whilst catching, skinning, and hanging up an elk. To complete the Moon Gooning ritual, the group must simultaneously ejaculate into to the carcass of the hanging elk.

Oh man, me and the boys are gonna go Moon Gooning this weekend. You should totally come, my dad's gonna be there!

by OsbourneLord November 19, 2023

Moon gooning

A ritualistic ceremony, when a group of people cut the head off of a caribou and after drinking the blood begin to goon under the light of the full moon

Hey me and the guys are going moon gooning tonight, wanna join in?

by Zobo the clown January 15, 2024

moon

adjective

a filler word/compliment to acknowledge someone is wlw/lesbian/queer

e.g. if you saw someone wearing a carabiner and wanted to know if they were queer

“omg i love your carabiner, you look so moon today.”

by the mooner November 21, 2024

Moon

just a pick me bitch they/them type of a vibe literally nobody likes you please shut your mouth thank you

some1:ew you're still talking with Moon??
some2:no please i would never yikes

by idkwhatthehehsksbf November 21, 2021

Mom's gonna punt you to the moon

A common saying among siblings being loud at 10pm. The mother won't actually punt you. But will beat your ass if you don't quiet down.

Younger sibling: Did you hear that dad bought me robux!!!???
Older sibling: Shut up mom's gonna punt you to the moon.

by Not_actually_blind December 29, 2023

Moon Sisters

When you have sex in a small dorm room at the same time as your roommate

my ex and his best friend came to visit last night. his bsf was totally into my roommate so we became moon sisters over night.

by shawker March 24, 2022

heroic batman moons

an extra hero who saved the day, acting like the batman to recover the chompers bag yus

why thank you heroic batman moons, you got my bag back!!

by Moo to the na August 14, 2023