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texas trespass

While engaged in Doggy-style intercourse, A man moving his penis from the vagina to rectum quickly without notifying his partner, Typically used when said partner is not fond of anal sex.
Sheila doesn't like anal sex, but I managed to get a few strokes in using the Texas Trespass last night.
by Captin Mccloud September 26, 2017
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The Texas two step

Like the Australian two step but with rattle snakes. (I can't believe I feel the need to say it but, just don't do it.)
nah, I ante gonna fight you. But I am gonna make you walk the Texas two step.
by Little England April 2, 2017
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southwest texas state university

the name of the university that all the jackwads at Texas State wished they'd graduated from
geez Marjorie, if only my parents could have contributed to Southwest Texas State University I might not be stuck at Texas State
by SWT Alumni '89 June 2, 2017
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texas oil

Nigga it's that lean
I drank that Texas oil now I'm in another dimension
by Purpledrankdrinker69 June 16, 2017
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the texas turnaround

When you are banging a girl or guy from behind then they turnaround and you ejaculate in their nose holes and then you turnaround and fart in her face
She was very religious until I gave her the Texas turnaround and now she is a gas station bathroom attendant
by Balza beefcake June 26, 2017
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texas hand grip

Where you jerk a guy off and rub his balls at the same time.
Yeah I gave him a Texas Hand Grip
by Overtime Whore November 8, 2017
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Texas Picnic Basket

Defecating into a Whataburger fast food wrapper and leaving it on top of a trash can at a Texas roadside rest area
While on a road trip through Texas I stopped to use the bathroom at a rest stop, but they were out of order so I had to leave a Texas picnic basket
by smash_trucker November 10, 2017
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