The Dirty Hand Cookie is a sexual act between two or more consenting partners where a designated participant rams his or her clenched fist into a selected participants anus. While the hand is in the anus, the designated participant carefully attempts to grab an amount of feces. Once some feces is obtained, the designated participant will then quickly pull their hand out of their partner's anus, while protecting the integrity of the feces. The partner with his/her hand full of feces then feeds it to their partner, rubbing it in and around their face , creating a Dirty Hand Cookie.
The first time Harry and Sally had sex, Harry presented a constipated Sally with a Dirty Hand Cookie.
by AbracadabraSkywalkerWereAfta June 23, 2018
When you ejaculate into a girl's ass while she spontaneously shits out her crap and all the semen you shot into her.
Travis: Dude I just did The Land of Milk and Cookies with my gf!
Jerry: And how did that turn out
Travis: There was a total of 7lbs worth of shit on the floor, we sold the house
Jerry: And how did that turn out
Travis: There was a total of 7lbs worth of shit on the floor, we sold the house
by HumanusAustralis April 30, 2020
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by zeppelin_nature November 03, 2017
A: Is it true that Ashley has a mint raisin cookie?
B: Never was there a question with which I knew so much about. In other words, totes brah
B: Never was there a question with which I knew so much about. In other words, totes brah
by minmin293 January 28, 2014
A delicious combination of a Bacon Grid (6 intertwined sliced of bacon, 3x3) and Chocolate Chip Cookies put together on any choice of wheat product such as a Biscuit, toast, Donut, or just plain bread. Commonly used as currency for favor's, Just as a dollar is a promise of gold.
by Firestar4680 May 15, 2011
Randy: Hey Jim are you still going to the bar with us tonight?
Jim: That's right Randers I just got myself a little cookie jar money.
Jim: That's right Randers I just got myself a little cookie jar money.
by Mitties September 26, 2017