Steamboat Clown Hat

Arose in Steamboat, Colorado due to the large number of young males and small number of young, nubile women. It desciribes the women that are earthy, hippie types that prefer not to shave or trim their pussy hair (and often their legs or underarms). If their hair sticks out from the sides of their panties, it is like a clown hat like where the clown has big hair sticking out the sides of his hat and all around his head.

Tom: Man, how was that chick last night?
Randy: She was a Steamboat Clown Hat.

Tom: That bad, huh?
Randy: Yeah, she hadn't shaved that thing in months.
I was afraid of what was in there, but I didn't turn it down.
Tom: Glad, it was you and not me!

by jmo12345 February 12, 2013

Hat Trick

when a woman allows penetration in all 3 holes during one session

That slut is always up for a hat trick.

by skiprime July 20, 2016

don't steal hat day

the day where you are forbidden to steal anyone's hats

"Also tomorrow is officially a don't steal hat day this is because calvin got new ones and others will not wreck them immediately"

by Alotofthings November 6, 2022

worship the hat

what one does in school because religion isnt allowed there.

teacher: you all have to say 'praise the lord before i'll let you out'
john: fuuuccckkk that i could worship the hat if i wanted to!
*praises fitted hat*

by b1gwi11 February 13, 2008

White hat

A girl who you randomly meet and hook up with.

Dude, you totally just picked up a white hat!

by Zac Matt February 20, 2008

you need to didnt hat

for when people have fucking strokes

eli, you need to didnt hat

by https.thebest March 25, 2021

Straw-Hat

Derived from the popular series “One Piece”, to be or commit an act of “straw-hat” means to illegally pirate, specifically pertaining to the internet.

“Yo, check out this Internet Archive link! I just straw-hatted the new Korn album!”

“Bro, if anyone ever went through my downloads, they’d figure out I’m a straw-hat.”

by Saboratory March 30, 2024