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the crazy sexy matrix

A hot crazy woman who often sleeps in her next day clothes so as soon as she wakes up, she can get out the door. Usually she forgets something like her purse or to comb her hair. Usually wearing black, or stripes and a long coat that doubles as a blanket.
I just smashed the crazy sexy matrix chick from apartment 31.
by Vegasguy73 January 12, 2017
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Jack The Sexy Man

I am a very sexy men hot woman like me yes I am the very sexy man
John: Hey Thomas how's you're day been?

Thomas: Jack The Sexy Man

John: Kill yourself
by Cum hoarder November 2, 2020
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Sexy

Someone who you think is very attractive and good looking. You think they’re great and want to be in a relationship with them, but it depends on who that “Sexy” person is and if they really love you or not.
Dude 1: Wow! That girl is so sexy!

Dude 2: Someone’s got a crush. Why don’t you go talk to her?
by Tank-Slushy December 13, 2021
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Team Sexy Spaghetti Freaks

An elusive cult of 2 people who eat spaghetti and are mildly weird. They formed a team because their raw sexiness put together was enough to turn themselves into spaghetti temporarily. At first they used it for good, fighting crime with their new-found spaghetti powers, however things soon took a turn for the worse when one of them got a little too saucy and took a bite out of the others noodle. They had reached the point of no return and the noodle-less cultist took a bite out of the others meatballs. After the battle one cultist was left only with noodles, and the other only meatballs. And that's why we complete each other ;)
Marshall - "Team Sexy Spaghetti Freaks for the win!"
Gwen - "Hell Yeah!"
by ToadNipps November 29, 2020
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Sexy Samuel

Acting like a Christian just to hide the fact that he is gay or asexual. Has a secret fantasy for a girl with a strap-on doing anal to him.
He is definitely pulling a sexy samuel, bro.
by Sammyboi69 March 19, 2023
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sexy violence

acts of violence done in a way that they appear arousing, used to express anger in a humorous way.
person 1: i swear to god if our teacher uploads another assignment i'm gonna do sexy violence
person 2: no don't!!!
by ohnoblanketisnotme March 2, 2022
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Sexy

Gosh that girl is real sexy
by Sick mama Quaker April 11, 2021
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