Sam

Sam is a funny guy that also has diabetes

did you know that sam has diabetes?

by kurt shupner December 4, 2022

Sam

People named Sam are in fact superior at games. According to legends, they would host games amongst tribes to celebrate life and to display their raw talent.

Some person: bro did you hear what Sam did

other person: no dude what

Some person: Sam like, totally beat Noah at Mario Kart

by Definitely not Noah September 27, 2021

sam

an egg like why was he born in the first place

sams an egg

by kingpanda213 January 23, 2022

bully sam day january 5

bully a sam you know

hey im sam

omg hi poop head
why are you so mean :(
its bully sam day january 5

by poopcaca123 January 5, 2022

sam cockmister

If your name is same your are just sped. But when you hold the cockmister last name you get 5 inches added to your dick. Also you instantly because a star at being absolutly fucking nothing. You are still a loser but you got and extra 5 inches to use on a fat ass that doesnt even like you. Good JOb. Overall same cockmister is a pretentious fat bitch and is just a horny gay ass mf.

Hey look! Its that dumbass sam cockmister! What a loser!

by daddy cockmister February 3, 2022

Sam

really bad at sex when sober. try whiskey dick if you ever have a chance to get it in.

dude, don't fuck like a Sam!

by ieka October 17, 2017

Do a sam

When you're in a relationship with a guy but he won't show any affection or put out

So how was your night did you get lucky or did he "do a sam"?

by Rhi Annon August 11, 2018