Snake

a snake is a hoe that act like they yo friend being nice and trynna get the tea from you but the hoe out there spilling yo business the hoe can’t keep her mouth shut and always got sum to say

samantha: she always got to run her mouth
me: cause this bitch is a snake

by ionlikeyaperiod April 25, 2019

Rick the Snake

A salesman of dubious nature.

I went into store to sell in some product but Rick the Snake beat me to it.

by snakeyes01 July 20, 2011

snake

A type of lizard

What do you mean, snakes aren’t a type of lizard?? They totally are!

by ohgloomy August 23, 2019

Snake genitals

Also know as a hemipenis. Snakes and lizards have two genitals, one for procreation and one for micturate.

Mark Zuckerberg: I was masturbating the other night when piss came out instead of semen?

Andrew Wilson: You have a hemipenis too?

Mark Zuckerberg: Snake genitals are a pain.

by DJango the snake dick November 29, 2017

The Iron "Angie" Snake: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses?

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Iron "Angie" Snake: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025

Snake

A person who backtabs their friend and treats them like shit

Ksi is a snake because he stole money from Vikkstar 123.
Bezhinga became a snake because he snaked KSI and purposefully went over budget so that KSI would get no gifts.
There are two snakes among the Sidemen.

by fatneekoismylife January 11, 2021

Snake

Someone that is a snitch or 'snakes' on someone. This means telling off someone or someone that back stabs last moment.

Example 1.
I got snaked by Luigi yesterday, he told off me when i took his calculator.
Example 2.
Gosh, Aaron Lo is such a Snake! He snaked on me and went with his other friends.

by POOP IS NOT SHIT May 26, 2018