Sam Shunk

#1 Most scouted teen in America, Sam Shunk plays a lot of baseball. He is committed to Cal Poly San Luis Obispo.

Also, check out his YouTube! "Sammy Shunk"

Sam Shunk is cool!

by Baseball World September 5, 2019

sam

male of white heritage with no understanding of life outside his pale life, usually incredible ignorant and without a life

“why can’t white people say the ‘N word’ it’s nlt even that big of a deal”
“ugghhhh please don’t be a Sam right now”

by logic2018 July 18, 2018

Sam

An idiotic drunk who walks into the factory he works at everyday completely stoned and hungover. Close to hang out with ladies, and and it is unknown if he is gay or not. He's very open-minded and does not care what gender it is which he is invading the privacy of. Very unattractive, but okay for a one night stand. She has an IQ is low as -10 who knows it could be even lower the doctors say he is a prodigy of stupidity. His favorite food is concrete and melted Stone. Please avoid this idiot at all costs.

Solomon: then you started making out with the ice sculptures!
Sam: thank God the children weren't on board to see that!

by Thegummiwormsofwomanhood November 27, 2019

Sam's dick

Unstoppable reality breaker that create the multiverse and know universe and size is infinite.

Sam's dick is bigger then Mckenley's dick based on recent research in May 18, 2022.

By Mckenley the all knowing

by Mobius Chair Mckenley May 18, 2022

Sam

A legend. A god. Probably has the biggest pp.

All hail Sam

by eggsandwhich September 27, 2022

Sam

If you have this name you're probably short as hell. And you have no maidens... You most likely have a perm and you have little to no friends. You get bullied easily and you're definitely a snowflake. Your ex is emo.

Hailey: Have you seen Sam?
Ed Sheeran: Nah hes probably crying in his bed because he has no friends or girls on his dick.

by Hailey is Lesbian April 2, 2022

Sam

hes a bully

that guys a bully, he must be called Sam

by seagulll February 1, 2020