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jam roll jurk off 

wanking contest of high speed endurance between 2or more men/adolescents. loser eats the jam roll. see also soggy biscuit.
Tarquin and rupert were bored at school one day and decided to play a game of jam roll jurk off. Tarquin lost and was picking jam roll out of his teeth/pubes for a week. Delicious!!!!
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Dick Roll 

1. Dick Roll is considered an insult to call guys.

2. Dick Roll is an edible dick filled with cream on the inside, and is hard on the outside.
1. Tom is such a Dick Roll!

2. James likes to eat a dick roll during his lunch break.
Dick Roll by east0goes0it April 22, 2009
A Rick Roll is a link to the Rick Astley music video "Never Gonna Give You Up", which is posted in the middle of a discussion. People click the link and are directed to the video, and are thus "Rick Rolled".

However, a Rick Roll is also a sex move, in which the man (who may sometimes be called Rick) lies on top of the woman (who may sometimes be called Roll) and they lock into each other and roll back and forth on the bed. This move is generally performed while listening to "Never Gonna Give You Up" by Rick Astley.
"Yeah, I totally got Rick Rolled last night by some babe."
"I got Rick Rolled twice in under ten minutes."
"I love it when I get Rick Rolled."
rick roll by A Piece of Cod April 26, 2008

fruit roll-up

When a dude is going down on a chick on her period and the menstrual blood is then discharged onto his face. The man proceeds to let the blood dry and then peel it off similar to a fruit roll up and then eats it.
Hey baby. How's about you stick a "fruit roll-up" on my face.
fruit roll-up by billdog.dog October 6, 2008

Jersey Mikes neck roll 

When an employee from Jersey Mikes sub shop takes a wet rag and whipes up the dirty tables, floors, and bathroom toilets with it, then takes the dirty rag, rolls it up, and puts it around someones neck
"OOOOhhhh shit, he just gave you a Jersey Mikes neck roll!!"

snookie roll 

that little piece of hair that sticks up anywhere on your head.
Sort of like bed head
"you got a big ol' snookie roll on ur head man!"
snookie roll by Anonymous May 19, 2003