Fly High Laughing (FHL)

To describe your extreme feeling when laughing at a joke so hard, that makes you feel you are actually high laughing at it.

eg. Jack " Hey I just lost my nuts at a ball". Sam "you gotta be kidding me, I am Fly High Laughing (FHL)"

by Meditating Lion January 8, 2012

give a flying dog fuck

It is to emphasize the word "fuck." It comes from the shorter version of "give a fuck" and then "give a flying fuck." It means "I don't care" but with emphasis. So it is an emphatic "I don't care!" Or also, emphatic "I could care less."

"I don't give a flying dog fuck if you want to go to the beach, we are NOT going!"

"I don't give a flying dog fuck if you like driving, I am doing the driving!"

by carecare7 May 4, 2014

come and fly away with me

To kidnap someone and nut on their face

Dude that girl is gonna come and fly away with me

by Ekiller445 May 25, 2018

fly infested cum bubble

when a skank makes cum bubbles from her butthole.

holy shit did you see that fly infested cum bubble... LETS MAKE A RUN FROM THAT SKANK!!

by BOBBYJIM1234 November 3, 2010

take a flying leap at

Its stupid, no normal people say this, its laughable at best, not insulting at all. Nerds of the fifties and 60s said it. Watch twilight zone, u will hear it in damn near every episode. Only they say to leap at the moon.

But ive got to see you, helen! iblive u!

Randy, I've told u before. I'm not interested! How bout u take a flying leap at the moon!

by serling_hitchcock February 4, 2015

as useful as a fly screen on a submarine

This saying was conceived by Bob and his buddy Mel while on a cycle ride to Portsmouth Dock Yard via Gosport in the Summer of 1963. They passed by a naval shipyard and noticed a beached and apparently discarded mini (aka: one-person) submarine in the assembly yard. The yard gate was open, so the guys checked out the sub and noticed that it had an open hatch upon which had been placed a fly screen (of the household variety), beggaring the question: "what is as useful as a fly screen on a submarine"??? Ironically, someone had punched a hole through the screen through which a horde of wasps had flown in through the hatch and nested. The thought came to mind of how annoying it would be - after closing up the submarine - to have the wasps buzzing around inside the sub...

Following immigration to Canada in 1975, one of the guys adjusted the saying to: "as useful as a screen door on a submarine" to accommodate Vancouver Island / BC / Canada / North America vernacular (which didn't recognize the term "fly screen").

the act of a Central Bank 'printing' fiat money, ie: quantitative easing, in an attempt to curb inflation is "as useful as a fly screen on a submarine"

by Myrddin Wyllt October 26, 2022

Flying Butt Hole Choke

swinging your ass at a high enough velocity that your asshole will rap around an opponents head, and the anus will continue to choke the victim around the neck, until they die or attacker lets go.

Thomas was on the merry go round, when he lost his grip and Flying Butt Hole Chokes Sandy, killing her instantly..

by Im_The_Gravy June 14, 2018