FHL 

short for Fuck His/Her Life

The fat guy in our class totally farted in that girl's face

Man,... FHL

FHL by kTswimmer April 26, 2009

FHL 

Fuck his/her life. Commonly used in response to a whiny person on FML whose friends have it worse than the poster does.

Whiny bitch: My boyfriend gave me twizzlers for our one-year anniversary gift.
Angry reader: FHL for having such a bitch for a girlfriend.

FHL by shorthair22 December 29, 2009

Fly High Laughing (FHL) 

To describe your extreme feeling when laughing at a joke so hard, that makes you feel you are actually high laughing at it.

eg. Jack " Hey I just lost my nuts at a ball". Sam "you gotta be kidding me, I am Fly High Laughing (FHL)"

Fly High Laughing (FHL) by Meditating Lion January 8, 2012

fhlooples 

means bull crap or bullshit.

quit talking fhlooples, i know you're lying!

fhlooples by pbimpette November 7, 2009

FHLP 

Fuck Her Like a Prostitute.
Used when you don't kiss a girl on the mouth during sexual intercourse.

I don't love her so i always got to FHLP.

FHLP by PaPaPepsi August 3, 2018

Anal Fhloston Paradise 

The post blumpkin cleaning. This is where the woman performing the blumpkin generously uses her hair to clean the anus of the male. It is a dangerous art and is only to be used by an experienced women with a luscious head of hair.

When BBM was done performing Tank's blumpkin it was time for clean-up with an Anal Fhloston Paradise.

You have great hair how about a blumpkin? Maybe after you can follow with the old Anal Fhloston Paradise.

Anal Fhloston Paradise by Mills Mom's Muffins April 19, 2008

FHLSF 

Fuck Her Like She's Fat -- Fucking a bitch like a freight train. Giving it everything you got, because when you're fuckin a fat bitch, you gotta jam it hard just to find the wet crease.

Understand though, you can fuck a skinny bitch like this too.

Frat Guy 1: Hey duder, check out that fine snapper over there!

Frat Guy 2: Way awesome totally tubular! I'm gonna go FHLSF!

FHLSF by Strokalottacock December 9, 2008