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Matthew Kain

Matthew Kain is a term used to describe somebody who is an absolute unit. It comes from the Latin term “Matthias Kainus” which translates roughly to “sickest mofo on the planet.” People with the name Matthew Kain are generally considered unstoppable and irresistible to women, or men if he really wanted not that he would tho.
I wish I was Matthew Kain” said Michelle, Lily, Laura and Lachlan.
by SamRaimi November 22, 2021
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Matthew

Matthew is tall typically 6'5. He is a lean 155 pounds. He is a straight GORGEOUS, best-looking guy at the school. He is excellent at baseball and throws the high 90s on an off day. His secondary sport is basketball, where he is known for his windmills. He excels in the field of humor. Overall, Matthew is a great guy with no downside to his personality
Everyone likes Matthew.
by IDontSayItEveryoneIsThinkingIt September 12, 2020
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Ben Matthews

Ben Matthews is a small ginger boy from jobs town and spends his days suckling on his toes (his favourite toes is the middle one) his favourite pass time is usually making out in with women in old buildings.
by buritobun089 August 19, 2018
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Matthew drinkwater

Matthew Drinkwater that men flock to. They are always told by other boys that they are extremely handsome. They swear they aren’t gay but we all know.
Man #1- did you see that cute guy

Man #2- is that a Matthew drinkwater

Man #3- OMG YESSSSSS HES CUTE
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matthews

he is a very likable and loving person and he always be there for me hes tall tan and handsome and benches 225
my boyfriend is named matthews
by anon69586929 December 24, 2022
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Matthew

Matthew! yes! with a double T. tiddies. hahaha yes mathew is a waffler but so much so that it brings out the best qualities out of you, you can spend hours on end talking to this guy and never ever get bored of him because he id the funniest and most interesting guy you will ever meet. You're lucky to have a matthew in your life.
by nowhyiseverythingtaken July 19, 2022
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Matthew Hazard

Wow he so call he’s such a Matthew Hazard
by Fat knob master November 23, 2021
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