A highly melonated brawlhalla tiktok streamer who cant aim to save his life and streams at 11:30 pm cuz he's an asshole
Me: Mob, why do you stream at 11:30?
Mobkaido: Because im a loser who doesn't have consideration for the time management of my fans, i also suck at brawlhalla and The Last of Us.
Mobkaido: Because im a loser who doesn't have consideration for the time management of my fans, i also suck at brawlhalla and The Last of Us.
by AliciaAR March 21, 2024
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Get the mobau mug.a person/group of people who rejoices in the face of adversity with no fear, and will admire failure by any means to reach the highest levels of success.
Mober: That guy isn't phased by any difficulty, he really is determined to fulfill his plan no matter the circumstance. He's a mober.
by NEETOBEETO March 28, 2024
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Guy or girl who you date. Once you start to express your feelings for them, they ghost you.
You don't understand, & eventually stop calling. When you've moved on, they call you again, all apologetic. You relax, and they ghost you again. Might happen a couple of times before you wise up.
It's an ego trip. They just want people to be calling them.
Guy or girl who you date. Once you start to express your feelings for them, they ghost you.
You don't understand, & eventually stop calling. When you've moved on, they call you again, all apologetic. You relax, and they ghost you again. Might happen a couple of times before you wise up.
It's an ego trip. They just want people to be calling them.
by WitmeisterGeneral April 6, 2024
Get the Mobie mug.A heavily melanated TikTok Brawlhalla streamer who goons 24/7 to hentai. He also hates his fans and has ZERO consideration for their schedule so he goes live at 11:30PM every stream.
MobKaido's beloved fans: Mob why do you stream so late all the time
Mob: It's because I hate my fans and spend my whole day gooning
Mob: I also suck at brawlhalla
Mob: It's because I hate my fans and spend my whole day gooning
Mob: I also suck at brawlhalla
by AliciaAR April 8, 2024
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Get the mobungus mug.A mobile game where most toxic players will tell you to migrate there if you fucked up the game session from an another MOBA game. After entering the game, you'll notice that some features are taken from other games like the hero "Alucard" which has the similar skills with "Riven" from League and "Franco" with "Pudge" from Dota 2.
There's a global chat feature but it's not worth of your time as a lot of Tinder rejects can be spotted within seconds sending phallus-shaped emojis and asking for sex rather than discussing the current happenings or whatever related in the game. Surprisingly, the Hindi (India) channel speaks and communicate with English than the English channel itself.
It's also worth to take note that the game can be considered as pay to win. The emblem system which allow you to give your character different traits depending on what you selected, has levels which mean you can spend money to level them up fast and annihilate some F2P players. Plus the skins can make your characters a little stronger or tougher.
Would I recommend the game? Ehhhh... I'll give it a 5/10, at least the controls are far better than the other MOBA mobile game I've experienced
If you're curious about my game ID: 1605799531 (11936)
There's a global chat feature but it's not worth of your time as a lot of Tinder rejects can be spotted within seconds sending phallus-shaped emojis and asking for sex rather than discussing the current happenings or whatever related in the game. Surprisingly, the Hindi (India) channel speaks and communicate with English than the English channel itself.
It's also worth to take note that the game can be considered as pay to win. The emblem system which allow you to give your character different traits depending on what you selected, has levels which mean you can spend money to level them up fast and annihilate some F2P players. Plus the skins can make your characters a little stronger or tougher.
Would I recommend the game? Ehhhh... I'll give it a 5/10, at least the controls are far better than the other MOBA mobile game I've experienced
If you're curious about my game ID: 1605799531 (11936)
(Totally accurate in-game experience)
Junayuno: Hey while we're waiting outside and bored do you wanna play some Mobile Legends: Bang Bang with me?
Nifelime: Yeah sure.
GAME SETUP
Junayuno: Looks like I'm gonna be a midlaner since I main this three-skill-shot-of-death electric mage after all.
Nifelime: Fuck! Someone took jungle, I really want to use Hanzo but shiiittt... Guess I'll be the support/roamer then...
Junayuno: We need a tank, all of our teammates picked squishy low health heroes.
Nifelime: Hmmm... Belerick... nahhh not motivated to use him... Johnson... my left hand feels itchy so no...
Junayuno: Hurry up! You're running out of time.
Nifelime: This should do *picks Angela*
Junayuno: Oh no... fuck it let's just wing it.
GAME STARTS
H0rNyguyXX33: aiey angela bby r u a gurl?
Nifelime: Oi, what are you doing here? You're supposed to be at top lane!
H0rNyguyXX33: okie here's my snap
AlwaysDCunt11: Jungle what are you doing? Kill the turtle you diff!
BerGrilsLuver: I would but there's three of them doing it already!
Junayuno: Hey I need assistance here, their midlaner is strong and I can't take him out!
Nifelime: Lol, you're just a mid... A mid player! Get it? Mid?
Junayuno: Yeah yeah whatever you say now hop on to me so we can kill this guy together!
*after a pause from pointless conversations and so, the game continues*
Junayuno: Hey while we're waiting outside and bored do you wanna play some Mobile Legends: Bang Bang with me?
Nifelime: Yeah sure.
GAME SETUP
Junayuno: Looks like I'm gonna be a midlaner since I main this three-skill-shot-of-death electric mage after all.
Nifelime: Fuck! Someone took jungle, I really want to use Hanzo but shiiittt... Guess I'll be the support/roamer then...
Junayuno: We need a tank, all of our teammates picked squishy low health heroes.
Nifelime: Hmmm... Belerick... nahhh not motivated to use him... Johnson... my left hand feels itchy so no...
Junayuno: Hurry up! You're running out of time.
Nifelime: This should do *picks Angela*
Junayuno: Oh no... fuck it let's just wing it.
GAME STARTS
H0rNyguyXX33: aiey angela bby r u a gurl?
Nifelime: Oi, what are you doing here? You're supposed to be at top lane!
H0rNyguyXX33: okie here's my snap
AlwaysDCunt11: Jungle what are you doing? Kill the turtle you diff!
BerGrilsLuver: I would but there's three of them doing it already!
Junayuno: Hey I need assistance here, their midlaner is strong and I can't take him out!
Nifelime: Lol, you're just a mid... A mid player! Get it? Mid?
Junayuno: Yeah yeah whatever you say now hop on to me so we can kill this guy together!
*after a pause from pointless conversations and so, the game continues*
by Junayuno April 21, 2024
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