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internet

(adj.) fake, not real, not actually
"She's pretty famous."
"Real famous or internet famous?"

"I have dozens of friends."
"Real friends or internet friends?"

"I was being ironic."
"Real ironic or internet ironic?"

"I literally want to punch you in the face right now."
"Real literally or internet literally?"
by causticAnatomy June 10, 2017
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reliable internet

something that doesn't exist.
Person 1: Hey, do you know any reliable internet services that I can use?
Person 2: N O I N T E R N E T P R O V I D E R I S R E L I A B L E
by Nic0981323 April 15, 2023
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Internet Weblink

A link that takes you to a website from an email.
"I will include an internet weblink in the email I am sending you"
by Ztothehoop December 15, 2012
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Internet Troll

The internet troll is a sub-human creature who is usually a sociopath. The Internet Troll, or “Troll”, has only one purpose in their life online and that is to spite, anger or sadden anyone who walks the plane of the internet. They also commonly in the earlier 2010’s have been seen toppling any structured art, community or entity on the internet by destroying it using their vast numbers. They have no loyalty, no allegiance and no agenda. Sometimes they can be seen organizing attacks, frequently on the website 4chan on the message board /b/. It goes without saying that trolls are usually racist and sexist as that provokes more reactions.
Jim: “Damn did you see Amber Heard’s comment section
Sean: “No she disabled it”
Jim: “yeah it was full of Internet trolls attacking her”
Sean: “Stop licking my forehead Jim”
Jim: “I’m sorry”
by Danny Despacito May 1, 2020
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Internet

The opposite of Ethernet. Any thing that goes on this that is popular has a fan made porn version. It also bans YouTubers when they don’t make family friendly videos but it is only for 13+
Little Johnny went on the Internet and searched up Porn No joke
by Internet’s buddy Ethernet December 20, 2017
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The Internet

The internet can be an informational place for searching,Watching,. But before all of this people had to search information in books.This “Internet” Started with ARPANET and the Defense Data Network officially changed to the TCP/IP standard on January 1, 1983 hence the birth of the Internet.The internet has lots of Search Engine to use such as Google,Yahoo Although The internet can be a wonderful place it can still be a dangerous place to search in so anytime you search in the internet look out for misinformation or Propaganda.

To access the internet we need a source so in 1822
The first computer was invented by Charles Babbage (1822) but was not built until 1991! Alan Turing invented computer science. The ENIAC (1945) was the first electronic general-purpose digital computer; it filled a room. The Micral N was the world's first “personal computer” and that's a little known fact about how the internet came to be and how people can access it wirelessly from the comfort of their homes instead of going to the library reading books and going back to your house.
The internet has its roots in the late 1960s with the creation of ARPANET, an academic research network funded by the US military's Advanced Research Projects Agency (ARPA, now known as DARPA). The first workable prototype of the internet was developed during this time. The aim of ARPANET was to provide a way for researchers to share computing resources and collaborate on research projects.

The development of the internet continued through the 1970s and 1980s, with the creation of new computer networks and the development of the Transmission Control Protocol/Internet Protocol (TCP/IP) as the standard communication protocol for these networks. This led to the formation of the internet as we know it today, a global network of interconnected computer networks.
by [Classified Order] March 20, 2023
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JKGB's Internet Plague

JKGB's Internet Plague is a plague which occurs when you watch a stream by JKGB. By watching JKGB's stream the palgue transfers over to your pc and slows down your internet.
JKGB's Internet Plague made my ping go from 25ms to 150ms
by ITP_PNG January 28, 2024
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