Small top hat

A very small top hat you wear on your head.

Person 1: “Hey! why does Becky have a weird little spec on her head?”

Person 2: “Look closer! It’s a small top hat!”

by Lemon_Pop_Rocks! March 24, 2023

Hats Boi

The hats boi is the one the only Simon Witt, DAMN THAT BOI HAS LOTS OF HATS!

Read in southern accent

I screamed hats boi and Simon came running, and screaming “SUUUUWEEEE”!

by Hatsboi February 24, 2020

Snow Hat

Getting a blowjob with a condom, then after orgasm peeling the jimmy off to pour over her slutty head.

Yo, that bird made me where a jimmy to suck my dick. I had the last laugh though, I gave her a snow hat after I nutted. Lol.

by Finger4444 December 29, 2018

Big Gae Hat

Any hat that is colorful (aka a rainbow) or has a pride flag on it and if you wear it, you either the big gae or you support LGBTQ+, either way no one cares

Yea i just got a Big Gae Hat

by LmaoNa October 5, 2020

Ass hat

The sorry hoes in your local supply chain, also known ass cock gobblers.

Those ass hats in supply chain are costing us money.

by Team Mopar South Division November 10, 2018

hatted

/hat/•/ted/
Synonym for photoshopped

Yo, is that real?
No, I just hatted it.

by _ric_hard_ August 12, 2019

jailhouse hat trick

Getting anally fucked by three guys in one sitting

Sheila took a jailhouse hat trick today

by TheHolyMess May 2, 2016