Humans

poopoopeepee

humans are so poopoopeepee right?
yeah, they are

by gayratfrommars December 29, 2023

The Stalking Midnight Human Platypus Stripper Butthole Crowbar Prey Humping Muskrat Booty Bandit

A very interesting and scary guy. He kind of looks like Spurned Progeny (boss) from Lords of The Fallen but he is also a platypus so he's got platypus parts. And he will hump you (only if you are a guy) if you're not careful so watch out for him when you go to bars late at night. He likes to hide in dark alleyways by populated areas. He will stalk out his prey and once he gets the chance, he will start to strip and pull a crowbar out of his rectum, then proceed to start humping the victim. BUT there is a way to prevent that. If you have a muskrat nearby, you can bait him and he will start humping the muskrat.

"I got to watch out for The Stalking Midnight Human Platypus Stripper Butthole Crowbar Prey Humping Muskrat Booty Bandit when I go out to the bars tonight"

by Ben Fartin December 8, 2023

human spirograph

(n.) A person with a lot of stitching.

Allow me to introduce my friend, the human spirograph. 65 inches of stitching, call him razors.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 29, 2004

human roast beef

Ravioli give me the formuoli when you look like a roasted piece of beef

He looks like a human roast beef

by Human roast beef November 24, 2023

Human meme

A young specimen of a boy with usually the intaionls of fb however this could stand for frank Boyd as an example

Boy 1-look at frank he is sucha a human meme

by Mojo120012 January 15, 2019

Human

A cringeworthy species who's men and women are well known for their environmentally destructive and warmongering activities and can easily be spotted wearing the flesh of other life forms as well as eating them.

When an animal sees a human it knows that it's time to run.

by DylanDogg December 10, 2017

Human Bidet

the human Bidet can be done solo, with two people, and even with a group. a solo human Bidet is when you take a shit and you pee while still sitting down and it rolls down your nut and taint and cleans your bum. the human Bidet with a partner is the same, but one person gets up and the other pisses on their bumhole, this one is much more effective. the group human Bidet is the same but with a bunch of people pissing on the poopers bumhole, this is the most effective variant.

"dear diary, today I shitted and ran out of kittens to wipe with, but thankfully I peed and it was a human Bidet, so it was ok in the end"

"hey playbou carti can you give me some human Bidet"

"precinct 6 get to hemorrhoid street ASAP, there's a guy here who needs some group human Bidet"

by clogmethroatwithshitmrdiddy August 3, 2024