But do you have a tongue?

Utterance used by women to bolster a guys confidence and make him feel good about his sexual prowess.

Jack: I'm damaged goods hon! I can't get it up I only shoot drizzle. And I'm afraid if you....
Jill: but do you have a tongue?

by 4realazitgits April 5, 2021

Having a “Paige”

When you feel like you’re going insane

Jordan: Maggie bit me like 5 times today I think she’s Having a “Paige”

by conradfanclub June 22, 2022

Have sex with me

Something that women say when they don’t want to have sex with you.

Guy: hey! I think you’re really cute and was wondering if you’d like to get a coffee sometime? Also I have over 5,000 hours in award winning video game the Elder scrolls V Skyrim special addition and I know the entire lore.

Girl: have sex with me.

Guy: Oh ok, I’m sorry you feel that way but I respect your boundaries. Goodbye.

by DreamWullf August 31, 2023

A Voice In Your Head Means Go To Psychiatry & Having No Voice In Your Head Means Go To Therapy

A Voice In Your Head Means Go To Psychiatry & Having No Voice In Your Head Means Go To Therapy

A Voice In Your Head Means Go To Psychiatry & Having No Voice In Your Head Means Go To Therapy

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 30, 2025

Having a turkey

A solo night in with a silicon sex toy…

A turkey

Oh I can’t go meet your mom tonight, I’m having a turkey.

by phosolo December 24, 2022

<.7.9.7.6.>I Will Have To Knock YOu Out Before Smacking YOurt Back, I Am SO Sorry Baby<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I Will Have To Knock YOu Out Before Smacking YOurt Back, I Am SO Sorry Baby<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I Will Have To Knock YOu Out Before Smacking YOurt Back, I Am SO Sorry Baby<.7.9.7.6.>

by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 2, 2025

we have decided to move forward with other candidates at this time

The last thing you'd wanna hear after a job interview, especially when you thought you did well

*receives email notification*
email: We HaVe DeCiDeD tO mOvE fOrWaRd WiTh OtHeR cAnDiDaTeS aT tHiS tImE
Me: FUUUUUUUUUUUU

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian August 31, 2022