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A dog shedding hair

Their just giving magical fibers of joy
A dog shedding hair is the po po
by This is the fbi so open up February 28, 2019
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Ass-Hair Mullet

An Ass-Hair Mullet is the hair thats located on a persons lower-back above the waistline or the "small" of the back. An Ass-Hair Mullet is when this patch of fur or body hair is pronounced, thick with growth, or is particularly volumous and impossible to conceal or ignore without grooming. Also known verbally as an Ass-Crack Mullet depedending on which region of USA this slang term is used.
Ex. Thomas has elected against upgrading to the office furniture the company has purchased for us since he has an Ass-Hair Mullet so thick, pelt-like and cushiony he has no need for an ergonomic desk chair with adjustable lumbar support.
by Gaunche January 1, 2022
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dare to have hair

The best virgin hair ever to be purchased on this plant! Anything else but dare hair is a insult to a humans head. If you ever want to add fullness, inches, definition, extensions, or length to your hair. You only need to Dare!
Girl if it's not Dare To Have Hair, it's not Good hair!

Dare Dolls are better!

If it's not Dare Hair, you don't got good hair!

Daretohavehair.com
by Hallie Bryan April 23, 2017
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Butt hair harmony

the symphony of butt hairs when releasing a massive fart.
"my butt hair harmony is on a different level if you know what I mean."
by fartbootypenis April 28, 2021
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dead mom hair

A hair-style which is commonly found on anime characters which are
1) mothers
2) going to die (mostly early on)

The hairstyle is a loosely tied thick pony-tail which is slumped over one shoulder.

Common examples are:
-The mother of the Elric-brothers in "Fullmetal Alchemist"
- Eren's mother in "Attack on Titan"
A: "Oh shit! That MILF has dead mom hair."
B: "Welp, now we know eho's gonna die first."
by Pyronomicon July 10, 2017
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homeless hair gel

When you cum in your hand and put it it your hair.
I ran out of hairspray this morning, so I used some homeless hair gel.
by RyMcI12 September 1, 2019
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Overgrown cock hair

Overgrown human that doesn’t know how to fish
Hey Luke you overgrown cock hair y can’t you ever catch any fish
by The frank eater December 28, 2019
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