when you give a girl a dutch oven and she likes it... then asks you to do it again. then you give her a dutch dildo which she uses till it melts.
by not a gay person (DylanH) June 14, 2018
When 2 or more people are arguing about a topic when neither person are making a point to sway the other’s position; however are enjoying the fact they are hearing their own position of the topic.
“I was in a philosophical Dutch rudder in class you won’t believe where he came from!”
“You want in on this philosophical Dutch rudder or are you good?”
“So mid philosophical Dutch rudder this guy drops the n bomb and people came at him from every direction after that”
“You want in on this philosophical Dutch rudder or are you good?”
“So mid philosophical Dutch rudder this guy drops the n bomb and people came at him from every direction after that”
by Mdarkside July 26, 2024
by Drugalot March 10, 2023
Another man grabs a wrist of a man while another man does the same and strokes you so it’s not gay because they’re not touching you.
Paul let me hold your wrist while you hold mine and move my shaft up and down with my hand . This is called the Dutch stroke
by Dutch monkeys February 04, 2024
I was debating hold that fart in, but decided the Dutch twinkie route would be funnier, so I just held her head down there when I let go.
by IndegoSkye July 30, 2021
by Thisisawkard January 18, 2020
When you’re alone farting under a blanket but then someone lifts up the blanket and gets blasted in the face by your stench
“Man, I was letting them rip in bed last night and then Brent tried to get under the covers and got hit so hard by my Dutch Oven Blaster that he gagged!”
by Gilbra DeCaturd September 04, 2021