Ross's Dad

A "Ross's Dad" is when you get so drunk that you shit in the bidet instead of the toilet.
Still drunk person : I was so drunk last night I did a "Ross's Dad"

Sober person : shit really how did you get rid of it?

Still drunk person : I smashed it with a whisk obviously!
by Spiky dildo June 15, 2022
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Lol dad always say why I think negative because nobody is the problem but he himself think like that.
Lol dad always say why I think negative because nobody is the problem but he himself think like that.
by sdinaz October 24, 2023
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Dad Joke Day

Feb. 21st is National Dad Joke Day. ON this day you must make a point to tell, listen and laugh at a Dad joke!
by Brillo! February 22, 2021
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Jah’s Dad

Fatass Muslim’s kid’s big daddy who has weak knee’s
by Champ3214 April 26, 2022
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Ur dad 2 degrees straight

The most catastrophic and devastating insult available. Everytime a mortal mentions this forbidden word, the void approaches earth with greater magnitude
Carl: your'e mom gay
Steve: no u
terry: ur dad gay
Steve: No, ur dad 2 degrees straight

world: suffers hideous injuries
by nigglynigel March 12, 2018
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Dad scared

When you're scared shitless of a girl's father but you also want him to like you and trust you so you have his blessing to date his daughter and you're scared because you don't know what he's going to do or say or ask you
by Partymaster January 31, 2016
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Sec dad

An indiscriminate measurement of time typically determined by one's use of the word.
Word I'll pull up to your place; be there in 15 sec dads.
by DogLuverfan April 25, 2022
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