dad

a person whose only purpose in life is to buy milk

person: yo u know that dude who went to go buy milk from Walmart 37 years ago and never found the right kind?

person 2: yup, that's my dad

by yoyo yomama May 18, 2022

dad-sharp

As sharp as your dad used to keep his knives― sharp but kind of dull, for safety. Not as sharp as grandpa-sharp.
With this you could cut a medium-soft cheese with some effort!

"Dude, put the knife down, it's sharp!"

"No worries, its just dad-sharp."

by kinru July 17, 2019

dad bobbing

when two or more dads take turns sucking another dads penis

i caught daves dad doing some dad bobbing

by codenamefreezer December 25, 2022

#1 Dad

Someone who's there for you, through all your challenges, all of your hardships, who would help you no matter how much it takes.

I'm as lucky as can be, the #1 Dad belongs to me!

by _Ai June 18, 2022

Your dad

Used in a sentence it is a stand-in for someone with overly cliched and conventional opinions. It could be your actual dad but it could be just some normie

The James Bond movies exist to sell your dad watches.

The new labour bill is getting your dad angry.

by Cointelpronoun August 20, 2025

dad

a mother fucker

hi dad

by dddddad November 24, 2021

Dad

Something you don’t have now

Hey bro wheres your dad at?

by Thick biggie December 3, 2021