Eat/drink a lot of butter, flour and milk, then ejaculate in a freezer. Wait 2 hours and scrape the frozen sperm up and hide them in your pockets before sex. Then put the frozen sperm-filled cookie on your partners tongue while it melts. Meanwhile you rub her back with butter.
John: "I heard Jenna likes do kinky stuff"
Michael: "Oh yea? Like what?"
John: "She made me give her the Danish Butter cookie
Michael: "Oh yea? Like what?"
John: "She made me give her the Danish Butter cookie
by Wheelwood January 15, 2018
Get the Danish Butter Cookiemug. It is the ultimate dibs out, if someone pulls the dibs out you can pull the cookie dibs out and it is basically the superior infinity dibs out and nothing can beat it
by Allero July 20, 2020
Get the Cookie dibs outmug. 
Randy: Hey Jim are you still going to the bar with us tonight?
Jim: That's right Randers I just got myself a little cookie jar money.
Jim: That's right Randers I just got myself a little cookie jar money.
by Mitties September 26, 2017
Get the cookie jar moneymug. by anonymous September 8, 2020
Get the anyways cookie battermug. A: Is it true that Ashley has a mint raisin cookie?
B: Never was there a question with which I knew so much about. In other words, totes brah
B: Never was there a question with which I knew so much about. In other words, totes brah
by minmin293 January 27, 2014
Get the mint raisin cookiemug. The act of shitting in a sexual partner's mouth after an orgasm
describing something with a foul taste
describing something with a foul taste
Dude, that girl was a freak, after she came she kept asking for mexican wedding cookies
Dude this pasta tastes like mexican wedding cookies!
Dude this pasta tastes like mexican wedding cookies!
by Pimp-c- May 3, 2008
Get the Mexican Wedding Cookiesmug.