No Cum Christmas

Not being able to cum during the day of Christmas.

Delilah: Wanna have sex?
Berk: Can't...
Delilah: Why?
Berk: Cause it's No Cum Christmas

by Danny Torn November 11, 2019

Backwash Cum

After giving a guy a blow job, keeping the cum in your mouth and exchanging it back to him through a kiss.

Jeez that backwash cum tasted great.

by 0dharpsand0flats November 27, 2019

Cum-mas

Having a fetish for all things Christmas

Oh shit, A Christmas jumper, Cum-mas time *Runs to Bathroom*

by TCP4Legalization December 23, 2019

Cum ball

The ball from cum. It is very precious for you because you have take so much time to do your stuff and curve it in to the ball.

Yo, shit did you see my Cum ball? I think I have lost it.

by CumBallForLife September 26, 2019

Cum-Scarfing

When a phallus ejaculates at the deepest point of ones throat during the act of fellatio.

Mary’s cause of death was listed as aspiration due to extreme cum-scarfing.

by SeaW0lf October 10, 2019

Cum Pod

When you take a tide pod And put it up your ass so far that you jizz laundry detergent.

Damn bro I really miss that cum pod

by Daddy short dick Nate October 14, 2019

Cum Killer

When a person eats all dat cum

Get tf off my dick dad u sucking the cum outta my dick your such a cum killer

by me no gay ok August 30, 2019