Insta boner

The boner you get immediately after someone or something turns you on

Girl: Hey, I just want to say that I like you
Boy: You do?
Girl: Yes I do... wait what’s that on your pants?
Boy: Oh sorry that’s just my insta boner

by AwwYeaGuurrll May 22, 2019

Boner bruise

A bruise on the inner thigh caused by a rapidly expanding erection whereby the tip of the penis impacts forcibly into the leg.

Damn that girl Audrey is so hot every time I see her i get a boner bruise.

by Blackcox44859 September 6, 2013

Pizza boner

A powerful, overwhelming hunger that only pizza can satisfy.

“What do you want for dinner?”
“I’ve got a massive pizza boner tbh.”

by 12337 at 420 July 11, 2022

Personality Boner

When someone is a total dick, yet somehow others find that attractive.

"I don't get it, Claude is such a dick, but the ladies love him!"
"He's got a giant personality boner man, they eat it up."

by Eekmin February 13, 2014

Mystery Boner

When your penis becomes erect for no apparent reason.

Guy 1: I just got a mystery boner man!
Guy 2: Cool!

by HookTheGamer December 22, 2017

tinkle boner

Having to pee so bad that it gives you a boner

Man, sitting threw that movie for so long gave me a tinkle boner

by derpS30 April 21, 2015

Boner Deal

Reaching arousal through a business transaction.

Donald Trump commuting sentences lets him achieve boner deals.

by BLACKSWAN July 12, 2020