Swampy Asshole

When you haven't shit all day and you wipe and still come up with stains.

I just woke up with some swampy asshole

by Lord Cri Cri September 14, 2019

asshole

butt hole. some people use it as a nickname.

hey asshole

by ur local dumhead February 23, 2021

Burning Asshole Syndrome

Burning Asshole Syndrome, or B.A.S, is what happens when you take a shit with such ferocity that it feels like the lining of your anus was pulled out with the turd or turds. Symptoms include; Writhing in pain, a strong burning sensation on your asshole that can last up to 30 minutes, you constantly clenching your anus every few seconds, and cursing God for designing your poopchute to be so fragile.

"Dude, I ate those new McDonalds dihcken strips last night, and they gave me a serious case of Burning Asshole Syndrome. I think this will be my 13th reason why. I hope Ronald enjoys his tape."

by TheDevilShivers June 19, 2025

Asshole

A person who hates jen McAllister

Wow she is such an asshole

by Bicth#1 May 31, 2019

ASSHOLE BRAINS

When you GO IN DRY several times and the IMMUNE SYSTENS in your body are always monitoring your use of YOUR ASSHOLE.

Hey, I speak from experience as I went in DRY a handful of times and now my ASSHOLE BRAINS kicked in and I am as lubricated as a BACKSIDE PUSSY.

by FOLLOW THE PERFECT SUN September 7, 2021

Asshole

someone who goes out of their way to make someone’s day bad by doing something cruel

person: hey did you see that asshole spill someones drink on purpose?

asshole: yeah that was me

by katana blade celing fan May 27, 2023

Asshole

A person who decides to pull out at the last minute of a promise, just when he is asked to fulfill the promise.

Jayden is such an asshole, he pulled out of his housing decision at the last minute and now we fucking have to find someone else to take his place otherwise we can't live off campus.

by xenix September 8, 2016