Tupping Time

A time-honored tradition in parts of rural scotland where farmers cut wild and flamboyant designs into the wool of their sheep. It's marked by a 3 day festival in October where local farmers showcase their designs. The festival is often concluded with a parade of the participating sheep and various other performances. Parades can vary widely between regions, however, it always includes an erected dedication to Tupp, the ancient celtic lamb goddess and is concluded with a ceremonious burning of the fattest ewe.

In the more provincial villages, some archaic customs are still performed. One of these traditions is to cover the young brides of the year in sheep's blood to increase their fertility.

I need to dye my sheep soon to be ready for tupping time.

by Procrastin8 May 22, 2011

time out

A way of rescuing yourself from a failed joke (it must be said quickly before anyone else can time you out) or a way of letting someone know that what they'd just said didn't work and/or was not funny.

"I'll buy that for a dollar! (no one laughs because this was only funny during Robocop's theatrical release) Time out..."

by Skibs76 January 26, 2017

line time

The moment which befalls all those who seek to gurn. The prophecies say that once all the 5 gram lines are assembled, it will bring upon us, the end times and descent of humanity into gremlinhood

Hey cal you know what time it is? It's line time *prolonged snort*

by GrandMasterCal September 6, 2019

Grandma Time

Grandma Time is quality time spent with your grandma. Everyone, even punk-ass metalheads, has at least one moment in their life that they can qualify as Grandma Time. It should never be interrupted, because Grandma Time lost cannot be recovered. Ever.

*John Lydon is walking through London with his grandma when fan walks up to the pair*
Fan-"Dude, omg, I am a HUGE fan of the Sex Pistols! Can I have your autograph!"
*Lydon pulls switchblade on fan*
Lydon-"Do NOT interrupt my Grandma Time!"
Lydon's grandma pulls out a butterfly knife and whispers-"Don't interrupt his Grandma Time..."

by mersbearshippunk March 7, 2009

Hog time

Someone who constantly running 5-10 min late.

Jim and bill won’t be here for another 10 minutes. They’re on hog time

by Cecil Hogg November 14, 2018

meatloaf time

while have anal sex shit on your hand make sure it is the hard shit then just slap it into your partners mouth and say meatloaf time!!

im upset I had meatloaf time last night with Ben

by Sosa69 February 4, 2008

Conrad Time

used to explain those who are routinely late to everything due to their differing sense of time

Ugh, he's late again! Of course, he's on Conrad Time

by Sugar1524 May 18, 2010