Anal monkey

The act of inserting our schlong into an asshole, not a vagina. Then screaming while doing it. Before cumming, you must shit on your hand and smear it on your partners face.

John: I gave Jodi an anal monkey last night.

Brad: What the fuck

by Bully Bitch May 24, 2016

poopy anal

When the person receiving the anal poops so that only about half the poop has left the butthole. This allows for a lubricated butthole without the need for purchasing lubricant. It is a much cheeper way to engage in our nations pastime: anal.

"David gave out poopy anal last night!"
"Did he get poop on his dick?"
"Yea, but it was worth it because he saved money by using natures lubricant."

by Conrad Jamison August 14, 2016

anal jelly

A mixture of blood, semen, lube, and feces that collects after anal sex.

"James is a kinky bastard, he just ate Mary's anal jelly after he pounded her ass"

by Ubglub January 30, 2017

Anal beans

The baked bean is a sex position in which the male will bake an appropriate amount of beans and while they are still hot, pour them into the anal cavity of the female. When the beans have been inside the female for a few minutes the male will pour the back out into a bowl and eat them.

My boyfriend and I tried Anal Beans yesterday in bed.

by Nigga eating beans July 16, 2020

anal cyclone

A straight origy involving only rapid fire anal play.

My husband and I went to our first swingers party last night and it turned into a full blown, overwhelming anal cyclone. Now I'm shitting pancakes.

by Squid's House October 6, 2013

Anal Tornado

A sexual act, during which one member rubs ice cream on and around the butthole of their sexual partner. They then proceed to lick it off and rim their asshole. Through this action the cold front of the ice cream and warm front associated with the probing tongue of the active partner coincide in a destructive tornado of pleasure and lust.

WHEN USED IN CONVERSATION:
Billy: "Did you hear Chris got an ANAL TORNADO last night from that sketchy old dude?"
Raul: "Oo baby, I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."
Michael: "Rolling in the deep"

WHEN USED FORMALLY:
The five day forecast predicts a one hundred percent chance of ANAL TORNADO on Friday night.

by The A-List December 11, 2011

ANAL RAPE

When someone is raped in the butthole.

Yesterday at the party you know that weird kid Justin, well he gave me ANAL RAPE.

by Big Jameson April 3, 2021