(Noun) A person, usually of the male persuasion, that, in most cases, works the salad station in any given restaurant, but while doing so, still lives with his parents or another close family member(s). In his position, he does his best to befriend his co-workers/associates before inevitably snaking in and sleeping with their girlfriends.
A Salad Guy may have the following qualities: age 27+, no car, estranged children with multiple women, a current or former drug habit, unreliable for work and/or social commitments, history of infidelity, and finally, portrays all the typical qualities of an all around douche bag.
A Salad Guy may have the following qualities: age 27+, no car, estranged children with multiple women, a current or former drug habit, unreliable for work and/or social commitments, history of infidelity, and finally, portrays all the typical qualities of an all around douche bag.
by TheBaldBartender June 2, 2018
Get the Salad Guymug. After getting to the bbq you sneak off with your women and some potato salad then pour it all over her snatch and proceed to eat the bbq salad
by ThEsTiCkYeSt June 30, 2015
Get the bbq saladmug. A puppy salad is when you Put a Chinese chicken wing(dog meat) in your woman's butt, and stick your junk in her vagina and pound the fuck out of her!!!!
by Robin sack October 6, 2017
Get the Puppy saladmug. by loudclearbueaty April 27, 2017
Get the tough saladmug. It was said in the Disney original movie, The Swap; It basically means to get a haircut...
(There's a male character named Jack Malloy with long hair and his brothers keep egging him on to get a haircut...)
(There's a male character named Jack Malloy with long hair and his brothers keep egging him on to get a haircut...)
Hey, it's time to "chopping the salad..."
(There aren't really any examples to go off other that what was said in the movie...)
(There aren't really any examples to go off other that what was said in the movie...)
by Tazerboy_10 December 29, 2022
Get the Chopping the saladmug. Last summer at my buddys engament party i got some salad finger from some swamp donkey from montana! And all my buddys watched thru the window of my R.v
by smiley the swamp donkey hunter October 16, 2009
Get the Salad fingermug. Kid one: Would you like some salad?
Kid two: I dont know...
Kid one: Come on all the cool ppl are eating it
Kid two: Ok then!!
Kid two: I dont know...
Kid one: Come on all the cool ppl are eating it
Kid two: Ok then!!
by zoe203 May 6, 2011
Get the Saladmug.