Riding the crystal dragon

Smoking crystal meth

Person 1: "Hey! Did you see that hobo living under the bridge? It's like you could tell he was riding the crystal dragon!"
Person 2: "Oh totally. Riding it's shimmery body into the bowels of refraction faction."

by tetsuhikokariya May 20, 2016

Riding up on me

When clothing is cutting off circulation or is hurting your body.

Damn... is it just me or these undies are riding up on me.

by Mr.Kark September 7, 2019

Piggy Front Ride

The act of a male lifting a female onto his shoulders in a backwards position with the female's crotch region completely covering his face and possibly blinding him, usually taking place during a concert or festival.

Ariana could not see over the crowd during the 2Chainz concert so she asked Lenny for a piggy front ride. Lenny missed the entire show but was still pleased.

by jocksrule November 12, 2015

Ride N' Milker

"Ride N' Milker" also known as Raiden Milker.
It is when while you are in the squatting doggystyle position with your girlfriend and you masturbating her basically giving her a reach-around and essentially milking her. Also can be performed on Shemales.

"Aye Yo! The Milk Man's in town. Yo I'm about ta Ride N' Milker"

by Ki-Yaw Kid October 17, 2011

pimp mom's ride

A person who doesn't own a vehichle of there own but decorates their mom's as if they owned it.

Pimp mom's ride is what you do when you can't afford your own car.

by Rob Krbavac July 20, 2008

egyptian dick riding

where a female does an egyptian dance while riding on a dick

Yeah, that slut is
egyptian dick riding me right now; it's enertaining and it feels good!

by sklither December 12, 2017

Red Riding Hood

The act of giving a girl a bear hug while on her period, thus squirting out her period blood into a cup (or any other apparatus) then adding vanilla ice cream to it to make a delicious treat.

Jason: "Hey honey? Do we have anything to eat?"
Anna: "No, but I'm on my period and i can make you a red riding hood!"

"Hey man did you ever get with that girl last night?'
"No, but she left a red riding hood on my freaking bed!"

by The Best MAnnnnn March 25, 2012