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Oh God

1. Used in any circumstance when asked or told something dumb

2. When you have no idea what to say “Oh God ” is the first thing you say
Sabrina got burned because she put her hand in a 400 Degree heated oven.

Alyssa replied with, “Oh God”.
by SabbyV March 21, 2020
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God Light

Light that looks like "God" is shining through clouds trees or the like
Two hikers in the woods: " Dude did you see that cool lighting back there" "Yea man that was some total God Light
by Zach L. July 23, 2008
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God Stalker

A person who is obsessed with God and Christianity that God got freaked out put a restraining order against them.
That bitch is such a God Stalker, she does nothing but be obsessed with christianity.
by Anonymous66613 June 11, 2010
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god of comedy

by GodOfComedy October 20, 2021
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god's abomination

A derogatory yet truthful term for gingers, peoples of which have no soul. As in South Park where Eric Cartman calls the ginger kids God's Abomination.
"Ed, you spud eating mic, you know you're God's Abomination with all that red hair, pale skin, not to mention RPH."
by theSWAMP November 9, 2009
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god's beard

Only applies to non-living things. Something so awesome, no other words can describe it. The epitome of greatness. The Holy Grail of all things amazing. The ultimate compliment to an inanimate object. Even higher in the ranks than "the tits". Considered divine in nature because of the sheer intensity with which its magnificence radiates outward.
1) Keith, this danish is so good. It's god's beard, man! Nice job!
2) Kathryn, where on EARTH did you find this tennis racket?! It's so light, yet so sturdy and easy to use. I think it might just be god's beard!
3) Billy is a saxaphone player beyond natural human abilities. I think his saxaphone is god's beard. It must be if a player of his caliber has graced it with his lips.
by Roose Pies December 31, 2008
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Cow God

Emily
EMILY IS COW GOD
ALL WORSHIP EMILY
HAMBURGERS SHALL BE BANISHED
WORHSIP
WORSHIP
EMILY
WORSHIP
WORSHIP
EMILY
hey do you believe in the cow god
yes! emily the cow god
by B-U-T-T-H-O-L-E May 11, 2019
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